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> Philanderers find a friend in First Victim
> by Margery Eagan
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> Tuesday, August 3, 1999
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> There are several theories on why Hillary Clinton has blamed her
> husband's chronic philandering on the dead:
>
> � Hillary hoped to divert attention from the vast, left-wing
> conspiracy rumored to have orchestrated Monica Lewinsky's traffic
> mishap Sunday. Monica's Ford Explorer inexplicably rolled over
> into oncoming traffic 60 miles northwest of Los Angeles. She
> survived.
>
> � Hillary is after the adulterers' vote, significant in New York.
> Thanks to Hillary, husbands caught in flagrante can now claim
> that after flashbacks of Mother chasing Nana with the frying pan,
> they had no choice but to seduce intern after intern after intern
> after intern.
>
> Wilt Chamberlain, Hugh Grant, Frank Gifford and Bob Livingston,
> the heir apparent to Newt Gingrich before his own infidelities
> surfaced, are said to be moved by Hillary's perceptive
> understanding of their own legendary missteps. Gingrich, whose
> second divorce was announced last week, is reportedly huddled
> with advisers over plans to blame his marital woes on Mother,
> too.
>
> � Hillary, still enjoying widespread popularity based on
> embracing her role as Victim First Lady, believes the time has
> come for Victim in Chief. It was a theme she heard over and over
> during her recent New York State ``listening tour.'' In Victim
> Nation, the most powerful man alive should be allowed to validate
> his victimhood, too. It is cleansing for the nation, really.
>
> � Then there are those who see this latest maneuver as simply
> another ``here-we-go-again'' moment in Clintonista history. As
> craven and crass. As scraping the subterranean depths of
> makes-you-cringe bad taste.
>
> ``They just never quit,'' says Hillary biographer Joyce Milton.
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> ``But it begs the question: If he's so scarred by his childhood
> that he can't behave honorably, what business did he have running
> for president?
>
> ``And if she knew all along he had this `weakness' caused by his
> poor dead mother and the grandmother who loved him, why allow
> James Carville and his ilk to trash Paula Jones? Why go on the
> `Today' show (after the Lewinsky story broke) and blame a vast
> right-wing conspiracy?
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> ``You know, everybody makes mistakes,'' says Milton, author of
> ``The First Partner.'' ``But the Clintons don't feel they should
> ever pay a price for their mistakes . . . It's so dispiriting.''
>
> But perhaps we should be used to it by now.
>
> John Kennedy Jr. was barely dead before Bill Clinton actually
> claimed he helped Kennedy ``come to terms'' with his father's
> death during a White House visit - the first such visit Kennedy
> ever had, our president said.
>
> When it turned out that both evil Republicans Nixon and Reagan
> had invited Kennedy to visit long before the emotionally scarred
> Clinton homed in on Juanita Broaddrick, etc., Clinton simply
> denied his mistake. He blamed the dead again.
>
> It was Kennedy, Clinton said, who erred. He then implied that
> Kennedy either lied to him or entirely forgot visiting two
> presidents. And lucky for Bill, John Jr., like Bill's mother, was
> unable to set the record straight.
>
> Maybe there's something wrong with me, but it does seem bizarre
> that Hillary Clinton is in such a mad rush to run for Senate. The
> normal procedure, I always thought, was to find a place to live
> there and set up residence for at least a week or two before
> declaring. A normal procedure, too, it seems, would be waiting
> until her husband is out of office so she'd not be financing her
> race on the taxpayer's dime. Could the prospect of a political
> season without a campaign starring him, or her, really be that
> horrific to them?
>
> In the Talk magazine interview that I guess she expects us all to
> fall for, Hillary did concede that dealing with an endless stream
> of girls, girls, and more girls has tried her patience a tad. But
> she insisted that despite her husband's hobby, she and he are
> incredibly close soulmates in ``constant conversation,'' a couple
> who ``likes to lie in bed and watch old movies, you know . . . We
> just have a deep connection that transcends whatever happens,''
> said poor Hillary who, I fear, he's finally driven nuts.
<<Ah, this almost Biblical ... Who is he or she who is NOT her
or his spouse's keeper?
Almost, but one yields to tales of old Tortuga, balmy haze of
rum-soaked smoking cigars, ashes fallen on treasured charts,
tell-tale tankard rings tell tales of stormy seas sailed past
... Yea, it is she, the sole matey of he who seeks to loot the
booty of the bountiful ... The justification ends the means or
means the end or the mean justify the ends or the justification
is the mean of the ends, if not average ... Yet, with cutlass
drawn and patch over eye, earring aglint in the sun, and yea,
the battle-tested Jolly Roger flutters high in the wind awaiting
the order for the next cannons' roar ... the sole matey soul
spys with glassy eye the horizon for the next she-ship-shape
that No-Beard will add to his conquests ... A new Amsterdam just
for desserts ... A<>E<>R>>
A<>E<>R
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