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# Terrorist Chic - ready-to-wears inspired by the Baader-Meinhof gang:
http://worldmedia.fr/fashion/catwalk/PAP00ep/PAR/couturier/THIframe.html
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# BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME. Denver - Colorado cattle rancher Judy Messol-
ine has been OK'd to build a 10-foot-high observation tower on land near
Hooper CO. It's a UFO watchtower, designed to keep lookout for aliens.
The area is known for reports by locals of hovering lights & inexplicable
flying objects. "We need something different down here so maybe this is
it," Messoline said. "We're even going to have a landing pad for UFOs."
: Is encouraging UFOs to land in your neighborhood a good idea? What about
the property values? Do you want Grays or Reptoids living next door? Are
they there already? Have you built any UFO docking facilities lately? Why?
# People who run with Aliens - the Prophets Conference Port Townsend:
http://www.seattleweekly.com/features/9939/features-downey.shtml
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@ MEAN TREATS FOR CYNICS. For the cynics, alt.bitterness is the kind of
place where, in an emotional whim, you might spill your guts, but instead
of the usual "It'll be OK," you'll get "Shut the hell up and stop your
whining" or "You must've done something to deserve it." For the mean-
spirited, there are, in fact, a handful of bitterness-related newsgroups,
but this one seems to get right to the point. news:alt.bitterness
: Are you cynical, bitter, mind-controlled? Do you whine? Does your alien
implant make you whine? Do you make aliens whine? Are Reptilioids bitter?
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# Dwindling supply spurs import of sperm. LONDON (Reuters) A Scottish
hospital Wednesday became the first in Britain to be allowed to import
sperm from abroad to help deal with the region's severe shortage of
donors. http://news.excite.com/news/r/991013/11/odd-sperm
# Are Women's Breasts More Obscene Than Men's?? MIAMI (Reuters) A Florida
woman hailed as a victory for women's rights a court ruling that cleared
her of disturbing the peace when she bared her breasts during a camp-out
in a state forest. http://news.excite.com/news/r/991013/11/odd-breasts
: Is your region suffering a deficit of sperm, breasts, hard news? Have you
had sex with aliens lately? Are aliens obscener than humans? Are they dry?
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# Research showing higher animal intelligence fuels debate on ethics,
cruelty: http://detnews.com/1999/religion/9910/13/10120012.htm
# Animals have much higher levels of cognition & social development than
previously thought: http://detnews.com/1998/religion/9811/14/11140035.htm
# Legal conferences, books & committees devoted to the study & development
of animal law: http://detnews.com/1999/religion/9908/09/08090157.htm
: D'ya own/exploit/manipulate animals/vegetables/minerals? Do they own you?
Are you dumber than a hamster, rutabaga, quartz crystal? How can you tell?
# Skin is the gotta-have-it fashion accessory for 2000:
http://www.courant.com/entertainment/article/cal8.stm
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# Buddhist student feels burned by flame ban. U.Washington has a strict no-
burning policy in its dorms, which ruins Matt Zuwalt's prayer ritual - one
that involves burning incense and candles. "I have tried to go through the
right channels to get permission to do it, but they said it was a no-go,"
he says. Zuwalt's decided to break his dorm contract and bolt. BudaBuda:
www.thedaily.washington.edu/archives/1999_Autumn/Oct.12.99/N1.newbudda.html
: Does your belief system require you to burn things? Were your ever caught
setting fires? Have you ever torched yourself; members/structures of other
belief systems; animals; aliens? Are virtual flames sufficient? Are you hot?
# Neighbors shocked by devil worship, drug use, racism graffiti:
http://www.post-gazette.com/regionstate/19991012graffiti3.asp
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@ If you're like me, you probably don't have nearly enough Book of
Mormon Figurines < http://www.lehi.com/ > around the house. The
vinyl ones < http://www.lehi.com/vin1.html > are particularly
suitable for dramatic tableaux in your office cubicle.
: Does your belief system market plastic models of important entities? Can
you ever have enough icons? Do you prefer Moroni, Darth Vader, GI Joe, me?
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You know you're in the wrong church when...
10. The Youth Pastor has one of everything pierced, at least once.
9. The Pastor and his wives greet the congregation at the door.
8. The Church Bulletin listed the Senior Pastor, Associate-Pastor
and Psycho-Pastor.
7. The "between" service refreshments are controlled substances.
6. The Choir wears black leather robes, with studded collars.
5. Worship Service is Karaoke style.
4. During the offering you note all the ushers are armed and named
Vinny, Guido or Rocco.
3. Communion Service has a two drink minimum.
2. The organist only knows the song "Inna Gadda da Vida."
1. There is an ATM Machine in the Sanctuary.
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@ UK Govt docs on-line: http://catalogue.pro.gov.uk/ListInt/Default.asp
# More Top Secret Majestic UFO Documents: http://sightings.com/ufo5/maj.htm
# HE DIGS 'THROUGH' GOV'T MUCK - a huge collection of US govt docs:
http://www.wired.com/news/news/email/tip/politics/story/22045.html
@ DOES SATANIC/SADISTIC RITUAL ABUSE EXIST?
http://www.religioustolerance.org/ra_none.htm
http://www.religioustolerance.org/ra_ntwo.htm
@ YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAR TREK!
http://washington.xtn.net/~philipb/youcant.htm
@ Well, you shouldn't: http://washington.xtn.net/~philipb/bestever.htm
@ UFO Folklore: http://www.qtm.net/~geibdan/framemst.html
& UFO Search: http://google.com/search?q=UFO&num=100&sa=Google+Search
# Feds check out UFO Silicon Valley tie - Firmage: An alien stopped
by my bedroom: http://www.examiner.com/991008/1008ufo.html
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