-Caveat Lector-

First off, I was being facetious.  Second, it's not
a belief of all Christians, nor is it restricted to
Christians.  Something about a guy named Onan, IIRC.
And 'self abuse'.

I was basing the story on my Dad, who had developed a
severe tremor in his later years.  He confided in me once;
"It's not TOO bad, though.  Sometimes I'll start out
intendin' to take a leak, but end up jerkin' off!"

Bless the old man's heart.  He didn't think it was a sin
either, Bob.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Bob Stokes [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Thursday, December 16, 1999 2:38 PM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Re: [CTRL] Politically Correct Jesus
>
>
>  -Caveat Lector-
>
> In a message dated 99-12-16 14:51:57 EST, you write:
>
> << his tremor
>  caused him to masturbate, which is a sin. >>
>
> I've heard a lot of strange things from Christian beliefs,
> but this is the
> first I've heard of this.  God denies ugly Christians this
> only form of
> relief?  I don't recall seeing this in the ten commandments.
>
> Regards,
> Bob Stokes
>
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