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# Project Dragon Snake. I've discovered 3 hidden "Alien UFO Bases" that have
been in a remote part of Melanesia for over a century.These UFO bases have
much more traffic than Area 51. Virtually, every night they come & go from
their bases deep in the largely unexplored mountainous tropical jungles of
these large remote large Islands. The primitive and uneducated indigenous
people that live in the immediate areas have mythologically surrounded
these UFOs with superstition and fearfully call them "Dragon Snakes." I
was the first white man in the area: http://www.caus.org/pn012800.htm
: What's your favorite alien UFO base? Do you prefer the ones in Antarctica,
Nevada, Melanesia, Lon gIsland, Brazil, Luna, Cydonia? Do you have myths &
superstitions about these bases? What d'ya call'em? What do they call you??
@ Fthagn! Chaosium <http://www.chaosium.com/> has all your old favourites,
<http://www.chaosium.com/cthulhu/rpg/2386.shtml> and some new ideas.
<http://www.chaosium.com/cthulhu/rpg/5200.shtml> Then for any further
Lovecraftian needs, get to the Cthulhu Superstore at Wizard's Attic.
<http://www.wizards-attic.com/WACthulhu.html> Then sacrifice a virgin
[if you can find one] and see http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Religion/
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# NYC provides psychic training. NEW YORK (AP) So ya wanna be a psychic? No
problem! New York City is recruiting welfare recipients to work from home
as phone clairvoyants. Professional psychics are unhappy with da competi-
tion. http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563704663-bc8
# Rudy voodoo doll joined by Hillary. NEW YORK (AP) - Artist David Freeman
is giving Hillary-haters equal time. Last month, Freeman produced a Rudy
voodoo doll - as in Mayor Rudolph Giuliani. Now he's rolled out a Hillary
Rodham Clinton doll, complete with a starter set of five pins. The 9-inch-
tall cloth dolls come with instructions: "Stick it to him" and "Stick it
to her." http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563689133-a08
: What's your favorite paranormal service in New York? Is New York entirely
paranormal? Why have no crop circles been found in New York? Are they care-
fully obliterated by The Space Brothers? Do crop circles form in the fungal
jungles in the deepest dungeons of the subway system? Are they created by
alligators that've escaped from the sewer system? Are they ultraviolet??
# Are Crop Circles Part Of Our Encrypted Reality? Last week we introduced
the Grek-5 Numerical Pyramid, or G5NP for short. www.caus.org/cz012800.htm
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Whack-o-Rama:
# Witness Says Fear Drove Testimony - cops beat, threatened him:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563705065-726
# Cop Says LAPD Shot People, Framed the Innocent - massive malfeasance:
www.apbnews.com/cjprofessionals/behindthebadge/2000/01/28/lapd0128_01.html
# Bomb kills 4 in Pakistan mosque - Muslims blame Hindu spies - India
denies: http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563711108-d5b
# Bosnian Serb pleads innocent - accused of burning alive 135 trapped
Muslims: http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563711340-9ed
# Mauritania holds bomb plot suspect - planned attack in U.S. - bin Laden
link: http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563710765-7a4
# China frees U.S. college librarian - spy confessed, repentant, released
home: http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563712201-bcd
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WHAT'S NEW Robert L. Park Friday, 28 Jan 00 Washington, DC
# SPY HYSTERIA: DOE GETTING COLOR-CODED BADGES. An Energy Dept flack sez the
new policy is "not ready to be released to the public." According to our
sources, the new badge rules will go into effect at all DOE labs, not just
the weapons labs, and are to be worn by all employees. The color signifies
citizenship, not level of security clearance -- country of origin will be
displayed prominently on the grounds that people should know who they're
dealing with. Perhaps employees could also wear religious icons.
: Should all govt employees wear icons showing origin, religion, politics,
gender/sports/drug/food preferences, mindcontrol/implant/abduction/marital
status, date/time of most recent medical/psychiatric/security examinations?
# TRAINING PSYCHICS: IT'S HARD TO SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADED. New York City's
Human Resources Administration has been recruiting and training welfare
recipients to work as telephone psychics. The minimum starting salary is
$10 per hour plus bonuses, and you can work at home. Had the HRA looked
further ahead, however, it would've seen that there's not much of a future
for telephone psychics. They're suffering rapid technological displacement
by Internet psychics. Unfortunately, they never seem to see it coming.
: Do govt agencies train/recruit/hire too many incompetent psychics? Is that
why govt doesn't work well? Where are all the competent psychics working???
# MARS: EARTHLINGS REPORT A MYSTERIOUS MARTIAN SIGNAL. Could this be the
vanished Mars Polar Lander trying to call home?
THE AMERICAN PHYSICAL SOCIETY (Note: Opinions are the author's
and are not necessarily shared by the APS, but they should be.)
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# Thanks to NASA, we now know what happens if you pop a water balloon in
outer space, <http://microgravity.grc.nasa.gov/balloon/blob.htm> and other
experimental results <http://microgravity.grc.nasa.gov/new/school.htm> in
microgravity. And float over to http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Science/
# NASA says space safe for seniors - launch excess elderly in orbit now:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563710367-36b
# Also: Scientists report on Glenn mission, order pizza with everything:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2563689198-2a5
: What's y'r favorite NASA project? Who would you like to launch into orbit?
Would you provide them with a spacesuit? What happens if you pop a pimple in
outer space? Whose pimples would you like to pop in space? Is it true that
in space, no one can hear you fart? Has NASA developed a test plan for this?
# Yukon Meteor Flash Caught on Film. An alert Canadian man snapped an
illuminating sequence of photos of the gaseous trail left in Earth's
atmosphere minutes after a recent meteor explosion over the Yukon
Territory. http://www.space.com/space/yukon_flash_000128.html
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