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@ Doughboy Hell: http://www.planetnamek.com/doughboy.jpg
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# Bringing the mammoth back to life. The Jarkov mammoth died a little
over 20,000 years ago. Now it lies at the side of a Siberian runway
and 25 scientists plan to thaw it with hair dryers in an ice cave near
by. It is an almost perfect specimen which they believe can be cloned.
www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/tim/2000/03/02/timfeafea02001.html?999
: Would you rather clone extinct primates/mammals/reptiles/birds/fish/bugs/
deities/aliens/me? If everything is cloned, where will we put'em all? Will
mass cloning be the impetus needed to push humans off Earth into the galaxy?
@ Christians For The Cloning Of Jesus - use DNA samples from the Shroud of
Turin. ALIVE!! http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/8611/page2.htm
@ Spinning Religious Symbols <http://theeunderground.net/wsm/religion.shtml>
will tirelessly ward off evil and spice up your web page, too. And inject
yourself with True Faith over at http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Religion/
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# Jupiter's Moon Europa May Be Inhabited. Russian astrophysicist Boris
Rodionov claims to have proof of the existence of "a highly developed
extraterrestrial civilization on one of the 16 moons of Jupiter. The
astrophysicist also claims the UFO phenomenon could well be "Outriders
for this civilization." Zowie!! http://www.caus.org/pn030100.htm
: Have you seen any signs of civilization on/off Earth lately? D'ya prefer
civilization to be (non)human, (sub)genius, (meta)divine, (non)organic, odd?
Are you civilized but odd? Are you from another dimension? Were'ya expelled?
# NIDS Reply To Philip Klass' Claims Illinois Officers Saw Planet Venus -
There are no UFOs. Naw. http://www.sightings.com/politics6/klass.htm
# Mini-Jet From Another Dimension: http://www.caus.org/pc030100.htm
# Mysterious Floating Cone-Shaped Item Grabbed By MIB? And they got away
with it? Who let them? http://www.sightings.com/politics6/mysty.htm
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# Biowarfare Sensors Planned for Games. SANTA FE. The same air that Olympics
fans breathe in two years will be sniffed constantly for a silent assault
of germs or chemical agents. Computers will alert cops if one of roughly
50 devices picks up a dramatic increase in air particulates. Scientists
expect to run more than 30 genetic and chemical tests every hour on air
filters installed at every sports venue, the Olympic Village and downtown
Salt Lake City. Gasp! http://www.abqjournal.com/news/14news02-29-00.htm
: What's your favorite surveillance technology? Would you rather surveill
air, water, land, forests, cells, minds, machines, genitalia, circuits, the
(un)dead, alien civilizations, me? Should sensors contain human genes? How?
# �Forest Watch� eyes nations, loggers. (MsNBC) Digital tools are used to
map what�s happening around world: http://www.msnbc.com/news/375953.asp
# Plants produce human protein - tobacco is now your second cousin, bubba;
see http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_661000/661297.stm
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# Hacker plan: take down the Net. (MsNBC) Associates tell feds Coolio
started last month�s Web attacks; teen�s New England home searched,
computers confiscated. http://www.msnbc.com/news/376129.asp
# Hack Averts Amazon Referrals. Not happy with Amazon getting a patent on
its affiliate referral technology? Subvert them and add your own favorite
affiliate. http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,34687,00.html
# Infamous hacker sought for advice - Mitnick spills guts to US Senate:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2564689562-931
: What entities do you most want to hack/crack/jam? Have you jammed reality
lately? Is social consciousness hard to crack? Is security a myth? Is static
existence synonymous with death? Is only chaos alive? Have you named it yet?
# New domains would push social agendas. (MsNBC) � A Ralph Nader-backed
consumer group is proposing the creation of several new Internet domain
names intended to facilitate free speech, criticism and unionization.
The new domain names being proposed include �.sucks� for lodging formal
protests and complaints at specific entities, and �.unions� to promote
organizing. www.msnbc.sucks eh? http://www.msnbc.com/news/376819.asp
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# Emotion-packed robots are on their way! Who wouldn't like a car that has
the intelligence of a horse and will take you safely home when you are
drunk? Or a travel agent who understands what you mean when you say "rela-
xing" and remembers which airline you had a bad experience with last time?
These were but two of the new, cuddly style of robots promised at Whatever
Happened to Hal?, http://www.timesofindia.com/290200/29worl34.htm
@ Sacred Geometry <http://www.danwinter.com/> has beautiful geometric proofs
of love, psi, and the Holy Grail. Scroll through his endless home page and
relive your last trip. And trip over to WWW.memepool.com/Subject/Wackos/
: Are emotional robots psychedelic, holy, satanic, inevitable, evolved, fun?
Will emotional robots have spiritual lives; search for love/meaning/infinity
with reckless abandon; fall into heresy; learn about death; accept Rev.Ike??
@ An Insider's View of Cults: http://www.nhne.com/misc/youngoncults.html
@ Smiley Faces Of Death: http://members.aol.com/meathusker/smile/index.html
# Clinton Finds Screen-Saver 'Amazing' - "It moves and everything! Mine just
sits there!" http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20000301/od/computers_1.html
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# A Hunt for Red Herrings? STOCKHOLM (Reuters) Herring, not enemy subs,
may be behind underwater noises that put Swedish armed forces on alert
during the Cold War. http://news.excite.com/news/r/000302/12/odd-herring
# US Bounty Up To $5 Mln for Milosevic - dead or alive:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2564689840-d6b
# China leader meets elder Bush, arranges sell-out of Taiwan:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2564690614-f0f
: What/who are your favorite strategic/tactical threats? Have you identified
all threats correctly? If you miss any, are you doomed? D'ya like to counter
threats with force, bribery, deceit, programming, prayer, fatalism, drugs??
@ STEAL THIS BOOK. Or don't. Whatever. http://tenant.net/Community/steal/
@ CIV ILWART WO or CIVIL WAR TWO? You decide. Conspiracy/Revolution For The
Hell Of It. http://www.civilwartwo.com/laburn.html [thanks, TenorLove]
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To run things and hope / That they don't turn on us
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