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@ Alternative Medicine: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/arts/altmed.jpg
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# DNA CHIPS to reveal innermost secrets - Nowhere to hide. WILL "DNA chips"
  that reveal your genetic makeup within minutes prove to be awesome medical
  tools or the means of genetic discrimination? We may find out soon. A UK
  biotech firm has filed for a patent on a device that can detect variants
  of over 2500 genes--including genes that affect behaviour & intelligence.
  See http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns222927
@ More at: http://www.derwent.com/resource/interest.html and
  http://www.newscientistjobs.com/real/frame_real_lives.html

# Identity Theft Thrives in Cyberspace - Names, Numbers Easy to Find Online:
  http://apbnews.com/newscenter/internetcrime/2000/03/08/idtheft0308_01.html
# Anon E-mail Pumps Protest - Petrol Boycott a Prank or Consumer Movement?
  http://apbnews.com/safetycenter/business/2000/03/08/gasprotest0308_01.html
# Censorware Exposed Again - most 'filtered' sites are listed erroneously:
  http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,34842,00.html?tw=wn20000309

: Do you have anything to hide? Where can you hide it? Who can you hide it
from? Can it be hidden from you? Can you hide from it? Can you/it/anyone be
found by anyone with enough resources? Can/must/will you leave the planet??

# Janet Reno would curb press freedom on line. Constitutional protections of
  the press are getting in the way of cyber-crime prosecutions and may have
  to be reconsidered, a White House committee chaired by US Attorney General
  Janet Reno believes. Yow. http://www.theregister.co.uk/000309-000011.html
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@ The Bilderberg Group <http://www.bilderberg.org/> is an organisation of
  120 businessmen & politicians which meets once per year to obtain a global
  consensus on the issues of the day and the future of the world. This year
  they meet somewhere in Switzerland. The group was founded 44 years ago by
  the Nazi sympathiser, King Bernhard of the Netherlands, with the express
  vision of a single global government. That much is real. Any connection to
  the <http://vvv.gh.wh.uni-dortmund.de/illuminati/Illuminati-Quotes.txt>
  Bavarian Illuminati, or <http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/masindx.htm>
  Freemasonry, or the Wise Men of Zion, or Grey aliens are, of course, com-
  pletely false. See more at http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Conspiracy/

# Inflation rate 'doctored'? Slick figuring may have kept soaring gas from
  consumer price index: http://www.nypostonline.com/business/25545.htm
# Gas prices fuel drilling, tax debates: http://msnbc.com/news/379901.asp
# Oil prices dive - 9% drop on markets steepest plunge in nearly a decade:
  www.marketwatch.newsalert.com/bin/story?StoryId=ComxEudict2LSuhjPy2vZ&FQ

: Does your conspiracy control all politics/economics/religion/culture/power
on Earth? Will it soon? Once you've achieved total global domination, will
your fellow-conspirators stab you in the back? Will you do them first? Yea?

# Econ Bubble Bursts in 2002. (Wired) A top economic forecaster says the Fed
  has already sown the seeds of a pending recession. The day of reckoning is
  in 2002. RUN! RUN! http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,34859,00.html
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# BELL'S ‘SUPERSTORM' TO BE MINISERIES? TURNER Broadcasting is closing a
  deal to turn spooky radio man Art Bell's best-selling book about a looming
  weather crisis, "The Coming Global Superstorm," into a miniseries. "Super-
  storm," which Bell co-wrote with UFO expert Whitley Strieber, warns that
  global warming will have potentially catastrophic effects -- plunging the
  world into a cataclysmic ice age that will wipe out life as we know it.
  Is that so bad? http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/1267.htm

# ART BELL'S SPOOKY BOOK: HOW TO SURVIVE END OF THE WORLD - but just why
  would you want to? To do what? http://208.248.87.252/043099/7050.htm
# Experts At A Loss To Explain Winter's Weather - divine/demonic ploy?
  http://earthchangestv.com/breaking/March2000/0308experts.htm
# 'Chemtrail Plane' Mystery Solved - A Navy TACAMO Plane...
  Not A 135: http://www.sightings.com/politics6/chemrl.htm

: Have you survived any universal/cosmic/global/local disasters lately? Why
do we blame bad things on bad stars [dis=bad aster=star]?? Have stars done
anything bad to you lately? D'ya like wind/fire/star/shit-storms? Why not?

# Scientists 'look through' the Sun. (BBC) A new technique allows scientists
  to 'look through' the Sun at dangerously active regions on its far side.
  Hot: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_671000/671874.stm
# Also - Leaky Sun threatens disruption - must be patched immediately, or
  else: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_655000/655082.stm
# Major flare erupts on Sun - Earth will be singed any moment now - prepare
  for it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_633000/633913.stm
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# Aetna weighs apology, payment over slavery charges. NEW YORK (Reuters) -
  Aetna Inc. , the No. 1 U.S. life and health insurer, is considering making
  an unprecedented public apology and restitution payment over profits it
  made from insuring slaves in America 150 years ago. Sorry. Back to work.
  www.marketwatch.newsalert.com/bin/story?StoryId=ComxEub8ZtJa4nJm0mdiW&FQ

# Woman describes abuse minister, wife inflicted. BLOUNTVILLE, Tenn. (AP)
  Esther Combs trembled yesterday as she described how she was beaten, cut,
  burned and choked by a Baptist minister and his wife who she said kept
  her as a slave. http://www.tennessean.com/sii/00/03/08/orphan08.shtml

: Have you enslaved/insured/abused anyone lately? D'ya need to be monotheist
to have a good excuse? Does it help? Have you ever apologized for mistreat-
ment? Have you ever paid reparations? Do you intend to start now? Why not?
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# Buddy-gunman bushwhacks firemen. MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) Firefighters respon-
  ding to a house fire were ambushed by an off-duty Memphis firefighter who
  stepped out of the garage & began shooting. Two firefighters & a sheriff's
  deputy were killed and a woman was found dead in the garage. The suspected
  gunman, Fred Williams, was wounded and was in critical condition after
  undergoing hasty surgery to remove all traces of his alien implants. Not
  disgruntled: http://infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2564839419-9b2

@ IS THERE A HIDDEN AGENDA BEHIND MEMPHIS KILLINGS?
  http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=2020
@ SIX SHOT THREE DEAD -- REMEMBER THE STRANGE RADAR:
  http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=2007

: Have you ambushed any cow-orkers lately? Did implants/microwaves/telepathy
force you to do it? Do you prefer to target public-safety workers, politicos
or postal workers? Are you trying to crumble the foundations of society? Eh?

# Bush 'Refuses To Dignify' Mass-Murder Allegations - 'That's Not What This
  Election Is About' - http://www.theonion.com/onion3608/bush_refuses.html
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  "A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies
   with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a
   particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the
   anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and
   said, 'Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?'"

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