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# SATAN! http://news.excite.com/photo/img/ap/bruins/sabres/20000309/bfx101
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# More UFO Sightings, Some Recorded On Video. NEW JERSEY HOVERING UFO; MARY
 -LAND UFO VIDEOS; GEORGIA INVESTIGATION OF LIGHTS; GEORGIA CIRCLE OF LIGHTS
  FROM UFO - ILLINOIS PHOTO GETS UFOs ON FILM - ARKANSAS FIRE FROM SPACE -
  SO.ARIZONA UFO SIGHTINGS - MALAYSIA CRATER IS CLAIMED TO BE UFO LANDING
  SPOT - UK BLACK TRIANGLES: http://www.sightings.com/ufo6/filers31200.htm

@ MKULTRA Docs; may be triggering: http://209.207.141.249/ds/mkultradocs.htm
# Recent BC And Yukon UFO Sightings: http://www.ufobc.org/recent.htm
# Firefighters And UFOs: http://www.sightings.com/ufo6/fire.htm

@ It's A Great, Big, Wonderful World We Live On... And Some ETs Are Trying
  To Help. We live on one of the great jewels in the universe and that is
  one of the main reason we are being visited. The visitors have been giving
  us a message, but many cannot see it or understand it. The blind fools...
  But they'll learn. THEY'LL learn!! http://www.sightings.com/ufo6/big.htm
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# Robot reduces spinal surgery risk. Scientists are developing a robot that
  can reduce the risks associated with extremely delicate surgery on the
  spine. http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_672000/672815.stm

@ Links - Spinal Injuries Association: http://www.spinal.co.uk/
@ Spinal Cord Injury Resource Center: http://www.spinalinjury.net/
@ National Spinal Cord Injury Association: http://www.spinalcord.org/

: Are your favorite surgeons human, alien, robotic, spiritual, mental? Are
your paralyzing injuries divine will? Should surgeons be allowed to muck
around with you? Do surgeons conspire against you? Have they chopped you up?

# Are you smarter than a robot? The world's largest experiment on
  artificial intelligence starts today. Test yourself and see, hu-man.
  www.telegraph.co.uk/et?ac=000343180237640&pg=/et/00/3/9/ecftur09.html
# New Law for Quantum Computers Disclosed - stricter enforcement urged:
  http://www.alphagalileo.org/fetchpn.asp?id=3182&accept_language=en
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# Pope In Historic Plea To Pardon Church Sins. VATICAN CITY (Reuters) In one
  of the most significant acts of his papacy, Pope John Paul asked forgive-
  ness for the *many* past sins of his Church, including its treatment of
  Jews, heretics, women and native peoples. But apology for fish on Friday.
  Ewww. http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20000312/ts/pope_forgiveness_4.html

# The Inquisition - Catholic Church's 700 Years Of Mass Murder. VATICAN CITY
  (AFP) - The Roman Catholic Inquisition, for which Pope John Paul II sought
  forgiveness Sunday, was a 700-year campaign of persecution of heretics in
  which hundreds of thousands of people were tortured and killed. Suppressed
  many dissidents, reformers: http://www.sightings.com/ufo6/inquiz.htm

: Have you apologized lately? Should you have? Did you go far enough? D'your
operatives smile grimly and continue towards their goal? D'ya prefer child
molestation, mind-control, dissident-incineration, granting indulgences??

# Giordano Bruno - Philosopher & Scientist Burnt At The Stake 400 Years Ago.
  (Sun) "I cleave to the heavens,  and soar to the infinite. What others see
  from afar, I leave far behind me." http://sightings.com/politics6/gio.htm
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# Einstein Experiment Faces Crucial Test This Summer. Gravity Probe B (GPB),
  a half billion-dollar space mission designed to prove Einstein right or
  wrong, is struggling with technical difficulties, rising costs and a
  receding launch date. http://space.com/science/grav_probe_b_000310.html

# Also: Gravitational Waves: Einstein's Elusive Children:
  http://space.com/science/astronomy/ligo_waves_991116.html
# The World's Largest Gravitational-Wave Observatory Goes Online:
  http://space.com/science/astronomy/ligo_open_991116.html
# How Gravitational Waves Lead to Space-Time Ripples:
  http://space.com/science/astronomy/LIGO_works_991115.html

: Have you probed gravity lately? Has gravity probed you? Have you struggled
with gravity? Who won? Have you detected/generated/manipulated any gravity
waves lately? Was it difficult? Should you change your diet? Should we all?
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# Failed rocket plunges into ocean - British hopes dashed. (BBC) A rocket
  takes its telecoms satellite payload to a watery grave after a failed
  launch from a converted oil platform in the Pacific. Yanks retain domin-
  ance: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_675000/675359.stm
# UK/Russ Launch Bombs: http://news.excite.com/news/ap/000312/19/sea-launch

# Also - Satellite firm plans rocket relaunch - more splashes mean more
  contracts: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_675000/675317.stm
# The roaring business of rockets - "Once the rockets go up, who cares
  where the come down? That's not my department!" says Werner von Braun...
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_556000/556780.stm
# Japan's rocket hopes explode - just can't seem to get it right:
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_521000/521382.stm

: Have you triggered any rockets/jets/trains to crash lately? Do you have a
financial interest in such crashes? Does your conspiracy specialize in crash
plots, or do you diversify? Do we all operate in failure mode most times??
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# NEWSFLASH: Scientists Decode First Message from Alien Civilization.
 "SIMPLY SEND 6 TIMES 10 TO THE 50 ATOMS OF HYDROGEN TO THE STAR SYSTEM AT
  THE TOP OF THE LIST, CROSS OFF THAT STAR SYSTEM, THEN PUT YOUR STAR SYSTEM
  AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST AND SEND IT TO 100 OTHER STAR SYSTEMS. WITHIN
  ONE TENTH GALACTIC ROTATION YOU WILL RECEIVE ENOUGH HYDROGREN TO POWER
  YOUR CIVILIZATION UNTIL ENTROPY REACHES ITS MAXIMUM! TRY IT. IT REALLY
  WORKS!" http://www.panix.com/userdirs/clocke/EGR/ [thanks, Unit4!]

# Biometric Bouncing Technology. BOSTON (AP) The same technology that helps
  secure nuclear plants and roots-out welfare fraud is about to be used to
  help keep the riffraff out of bars. UFOlogists are apprehensive about the
  prospects: http://news.excite.com/news/ap/000312/12/exp-biometric-bouncer

: Have you developed any advanced technologies lately? Have you communicated
your results? Is your technology inclusive/exclusive/repulsive? Will it make
profits, sort riffraff, make the world better? Are drugs involved? Which??

# 'We want friends not medicine'. (BBC) People with mental health problems
  want someone to listen to their problems, not drugs. But nobody asked ME.
  Bother. http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_672000/672796.stm
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