----- Original Message ----- From: Neil Tangri <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, April 13, 2000 3:14 PM Subject: (50 Years) Top Ten Reasons Why the World Bank is Good: > Top Ten Reasons Why the World Bank is Good: > > 1. For every million people displaced by river dam > projects, countries receive $2000 credit towards their > Ameritrade account. > > 2. Once you owe more than a billion dollars you get a > free safety deposit box. > > 3. For nations in debt for over sixty years, try the > World Bank "Seniors Gold" program. It gets you free > checking, secret accounts in the Cayman Islands for > all top public officials and a 25% discount at all > participating Friendly's. > > 4. Easy Drive-Thru service at all World Bank branches > in Europe, North America and East Asia. > > 5. With the new World Bank Visa Checkcard, leaders of > developing nations can abuse their nations' credit and > bankrupt their nations' future at over 20,000 > locations worldwide. No more embarrassment when you > write a check and the cashier asks "Do you have two > forms of ID President Cardozo". > > 6. You will earn American Airline/KLM frequent flyer > miles and a cash back (kick back) bonus for every > purchase made with your World Bank account when used > to purchase items from our American, Japanese and EU > contributors. Get double credit for all military > purchases. > > 7. Open a $50 million dollar credit line and receive > four tickets to Disney's Little Mermaid on Ice (a $100 > value), a season pass to Mt. Snow, Vermont ($500 > value) and season tickets to UMass Mens Basketball (no > redeeming value). > > 8. No ATM fees for the first ten years of crushing > debt. After ten years, ATM usage will require that you > impose martial law, cut social spending by 80%, kill > ethnic minorities and burn rainforests. There is also > an additional $2.00 fee for usage of any of our World > Bank ATMs in New York, Hawaii, Tennessee, Indonesia > and Sri Lanka. $20 million surchage always applies. > > 9. Free American Express Travelers Cheques for the > your nations' top leadership. Very handy when fleeing > from revolutionaries, starving citizens, disgruntled > militaries and even when evading extradition on human > rights cases in front of the International Court of > Justice or War Crimes Tribunal. > (Special restrictions apply for residents of > Yugoslavia and Cambodia, please see agent for > details). > > 10. You can't spell World Bankruptcy without World > Bank. > > This list was created by Paul Adams, Department of > Political Science, University of Massachusetts, please > forward as you wish. Just don't take any > credit for it you plagaristic bastards. > > Paul S. Adams > Department of Political Science > University of Massachusetts-Amherst > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > =========================================================== > 50 Years Is Enough Network http://www.50years.org > To unsubscribe, email [EMAIL PROTECTED] with > unsubscribe > in the body of the message. Questions? email [EMAIL PROTECTED] <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance�not soap-boxing�please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'�with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds�is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html <A HREF="http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
