What Elian Has Learned:


In America Hispanic children are lavished with attention, toys, and love.

In America, nobody works!

In America, poor children and rich children have the right to sleep in
the streets.

Diane Sawyer smells like Dalrymple's fishing boat.

In America, hardly anyone speaks english who isn't a lawyer.

Many of the fast food places here are just like McCastro's at home.

Gloria Estefan's political views are ignored *everywhere*.

Even a mediocre actor like Andy Garcia can become a rich movie star.

Living in an impoverished part of the world gets you on the Jerry Springer
Show.

Ay carumba, Senorita Spears! Que implantados buenos!

America has 3 kinds of TV shows: Cartoons, "Who Wants to Be a
Millionaire", and " The Elian Show "

Even in a capitalist market economy, diet soda still sucks.

If you read the script for the cameras, you get to sleep with Marisleysis.

Camel Filters ... Mmmm ...

Long lines to buy things, oppressive crowds, huge rats running
around, lousy food ... Disney World sucks!
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