MADD: Moms Against Data and Deduction
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By Ann Coulter
A few weeks ago, while taping a TV pilot hosted by John Stossell, I
found myself sitting between a housewife for gun control and the
incomparable Prof. John Lott, author of the book, "More Guns, Less
Crime."
During a break, the gun control advocate advised as how her elderly
mother had recently purchased a handgun. This development horrified her
because she said she "knew" a criminal would wrest control of the gun
and use it against her mother someday.
Prof. Lott, who earned a Ph.D. in economics from UCLA, gamely told the
woman that she needn't worry, that his studies showed that guns used
defensively in crimes are turned against their owners less than one
percent of the time.
Lott's facts 'challenged' As Lott has pointed out on similar occasions,
the statistics are these: "98 percent of the time when people use guns
defensively, simply brandishing a gun is sufficient to cause a criminal
to break off an attack. In less than 2 percent of the time is the gun
fired, and most of those -- about three-quarters of those -- are warning
shots."
The housewife retorted -- and I quote: "Well that's not my opinion."
Somehow, the economics and law departments of UCLA, University of
Chicago, and Yale University had not prepared Prof. Lott for dazzling
logic like that: My opinion is different from the facts.
Self-described "Moms" are using their exalted stations to march on
Washington and browbeat the nation into adopting gun control laws that
are not only unconstitutional (as if anyone cares about that), but will
inevitably lead to more violence against the innocent.
But don't question their logic or facts -- they're moms. Liberals use
motherhood like an enfeebled child who hits his siblings and then calls
on his parents to protect him when they retaliate. "Mom" demands our
guns, but when you try to argue the facts with her, she holds up a hand
up to hush you: Talk to the womb. Being a "Mom" means never having to
say you're sentient.
The Moms' web page begins the analysis with this observation: "We, the
mothers, know that life is the first inalienable right promised by our
Constitution." In point of fact, the Constitution says nothing about an
inalienable right to life or anything else. It's the Declaration of
Independence that proclaims, "We hold these Truths to be self-evident,
that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator
with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and
the Pursuit of Happiness." But these are "moms." Don't tell them what
the Constitution says. Their opinion is "different."
Mom's startling discovery The "Moms" have a flair for expressing their
tenuous grasp of the obvious with great fanfare.
They say the march is dedicated to "educating our children and our
country about the life-threatening danger of guns." Perhaps you were
hoping for some fact supporting the Moms' theory that the gun
restrictions they propose would reduce the "danger of guns." They have
none. There is none, and that's not even what they mean.
What they mean by "educating" citizens about the "danger of guns" is
that they plan to unveil their startling discovery that -- hang on to
your seats here -- guns can kill people! Uh, yeah. We know that.
That's why we like them. Guns wouldn't be much help in the face of a
dangerous predator if all they did were to shoot a spray of flowers.
Teddy bears vs. guns
The organizers of the Million Mom March have been loudly claiming that
guns are the leading cause of accidental death for children, after cars.
Mom Gail Thorson, whose son was shot and badly wounded by a lone gunman
(in a state that unfortunately does not permit citizens to carry
concealed handguns) proclaimed: "There are four categories of
regulations for teddy bears and none for guns." Ironic, huh?
Except that, it turns out, in the harsh light of facts, gun accidents do
not even come close to being the leading cause of death for children.
In fact, teddy bears and other toys actually do kill more children every
year than gun accidents do.
According to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, toys
typically account for over 140,000 injuries and a minimum of 22 deaths
each year. (Teddy bears -- with their swallowable button eyes, and
strangling bow ties -- are a particular menace.)
Meanwhile, gun accidents claimed the lives of 20 children under the age
of five in 1997 -- the latest year for which data is available. To put
that in perspective, more children under the age of five die every year
drowning in buckets. I didn't even know it was possible to drown in a
bucket. Clearly, what we really need is a march on Washington to
educate "children and our country" about the life-threatening danger of
buckets.
To pump up the numbers of children killed in gun accidents, gun control
advocates include "children" aged 15-19, which of course, includes gang
members, drug mules and common criminals. But even including "children"
who are old enough to be gang members, guns still account for only 2
percent of all accidental deaths. Here are some random comparisons of
accidental deaths for all "children" under the age of 20:
Cars -- 8,113 deaths
Drowning -- 1,269 deaths
Smoke and fire -- 723 deaths
Mechanical suffocation -- 529 deaths
Guns -- 306 deaths
The Moms further informed the New York Times that guns "remain the only
consumer product that is not federally regulated by the Consumer Product
Safety Commission." Go out right now and try to buy a gun and a teddy
bear and see which you think is easier. Moreover, the U.S. Consumer
Product Safety Commission can't even test all the toys on the market (of
the approximately 150,000 toys that come out on the market each year,
they test about 900) much less all products.
Gun-owners test guns, and they have been getting safer all the time.
Since 1945, the total supply of guns has more than doubled, while the
rate of fatal gun accidents has fallen by an astounding two-thirds.
There are roughly 240 million guns in the country and the total number
of non-fatal gun injuries is about 2,000 per year. Toy injuries: over
140,000 a year.
Guns: 2,000. Evidently, the government is not regulating teddy bears
tightly enough.
One of the Mom marchers was quoted in the New York Times as saying:
"There is no reason for anyone to own a handgun" -- in
contradistinction, apparently, to teddy bears and water buckets.
Alluding to the voting power of the stupid, she said, "I hope the march
will get women to find out which of their legislators supports gun
control. And then they need to vote for them. I hope the NRA is
terrified."
I wouldn't be losing much sleep over the Moms' electoral threat if I
were a legislator. The Moms may also have their own "opinions" about
what day the election is, an opinion different from the facts.
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