-Caveat Lector- Melvin Durai's Electorial College: I'm here at ground zero, taking the pulse of the nation. I just asked several voters what they think of the Electoral College. Here's what they said: MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN: "The Electoral College is fine, but I'd rather send my kids to a private college." TWENTY-SOMETHING MAN: "The Electoral College is unfair to those of us who never went to college. We should get rid of it and instead have an electoral high school." TEEN-AGE GIRL: "I learned in school that the Electoral College was created by our founding fathers. I think it would work better if they had remembered to consult our founding mothers." SIXTY-SOMETHING MAN: "I support the Electoral College. I just wish more people would attend it. Then maybe they'd learn how to vote properly." HARVARD MAN: "Who would hire an Electorial College graduate ? BILL GATES: "I never even finished college, but if the Electorial College is for sale I'll buy it." BLOND: "I think I dated a guy from that school." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Florida Bumper Stickers: "I are illeterate, and I vote" "I can't read, but my vote counts just as much as yours" "I also MEANT to turn off my turn signal" "Do YOU remember who I voted for?" "I'm undoing my kids' votes" "Florida, The State That Can't Vote Straight." "Florida. The Population is Older Than Dirt, and Dumber Than Dirt Too!" "Florida, Land of Frauds and Nuts!" "Florida, the Dumbdown State." "Florida, Where Your Vote COUNTS (and counts, and counts...)"? What part of "I don't remember" don't you understand?? What was the Question??? I play Bingo, and I vote Careful, I voted for Gore/Buchannan George Bush, two out of three election counts prefer him If you can read this you're a lot smarter than a Palm Beach voter My grandparents moved to Florida and all I got was three recounts Honk If You Love Buchannan - wait, no - I Mean Gore FLORIDA, we have to ask ourselves: Is our voters learning? "SORE/LOSERMAN" Honk if you love vote fraud If at first you don't succeed, vote, vote again Thank me--I meant to vote for Gore If you can read this, you must be a Republican FLORIDA: Vote fishing capital of the world! PALM BOOB COUNTY: We allow the really dim bulbs to VOTE! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Get organized for the holidays! http://calendar.yahoo.com/ <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance�not soap-boxing�please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'�with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds�is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
