-> SNETNEWS Mailing List I do not recall anyone ever writing about God cursing Clinton, or Gore, or any other democrat when they were elected, with destruction of their lives, and physical afflictions. I wonder what God thinks about the stalwart who presumed to write in HIS behalf. Steve Wingate wrote: > -> SNETNEWS Mailing List > > ------- Forwarded message follows ------- > Date sent: Thu, 14 Dec 2000 23:13:29 -0500 > From: Kelly <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: [CTRL] GOD OVERRULES SUPREME COURT VERDICT > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Send reply to: Conspiracy Theory Research List <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > ----- Original Message ----- > BREAKING NEWS: GOD OVERRULES SUPREME COURT VERDICT > > Bush to be smitten later today > > In a stunning development this morning, God invoked the "one nation, > under God" clause of the Pledge of Allegiance to overrule last night's > Supreme Court decision that handed the White House to George Bush. > > "I'm not sure where the Supreme Court gets off," God said this morning > on a rare Today Show appearance, "but I'm sure as hell not going to lie > back and let Bush get away with this bullshit." > > "I've watched analysts argue for weeks now that the exact vote count in > Florida 'will never be known.' Well, I'm God and I DO know exactly who > voted for whom. Let's cut to the chase: Gore won Florida by exactly > 20,219 votes." > > Shocking political analysts and pundits, God's unexpected verdict > overrules the official Electoral College tally and awards Florida to Al > Gore, giving him a 289-246 victory. The Bush campaign is analyzing God's > Word for possible grounds for appeal. > > "God's ruling is a classic over-reach," argued Bush campaign strategist > Jim Baker. "Clearly, a divine intervention in a U.S. Presidential > Election is unprecedented, unjust, and goes against the constitution of > the state of Florida." > > "Jim Baker's a jackass," God responded. "He's got some surprises ahead > of him, let me tell you. HOT ones, if you know what I mean." > > God, who provided the exact vote counts for every Florida precinct, > explained that bad balloting machinery and voter confusion were no > grounds to give the White House to "a friggin' idiot." > > "Look, only 612 people in Palm Beach County voted for Buchanan. Get > real! The rest meant to vote for Gore. Don't believe me? I'll name them: > Anderson, Pete; Anderson, Sam, Jr.; Arthur, James; Barnhardt, Ron..." > > Our Lord then went on to note that he was displeased with George W. > Bush's prideful ways and announced that he would officially smite him > today. In an act of wrath unlike any reported since the Book of Job, God > has taken all of Bush's goats and livestock, stripped him of his wealth > and possessions, sold his family into slavery, forced the former > presidential candidate into hard labor in a salt mine, and afflicted him > with deep boils. > > Dick Cheney will reportedly receive leprosy. > > ------- End of forwarded message ------- > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > }}}> ANOMALOUS RADIO <{{{ - Techno, Ambient, Talk (33k+) > http://www.live365.com/cgi-bin/directory.cgi?autostart=anomalous > > }}}> RADIO ANOMALY <{{{ - Techno, Ambient, Jazz (Cable, DSL) > http://www.live365.com/cgi-bin/directory.cgi?autostart=stevew168 > > Anomalous Images and UFO Files > http://www.anomalous-images.com > > -> To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > ___________________________________________________________ > T O P I C A http://www.topica.com/t/17 > Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Your Favorite Topics -> To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] ___________________________________________________________ T O P I C A http://www.topica.com/t/17 Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Your Favorite Topics
