-Caveat Lector- And the sad thing is that a large section of Americans will not realize that the following is satire. --------------- The Declaration Of Interdependence Escape From The Tyranny Of Freedom By: Jim Moore
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one nation to dissolve the self-gratifying bonds of independence which have disconnected it from the rest of the nations of the world, a decent respect for the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to dispense with their system of a free and independent government. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men were created equally dependent upon each other. and that the only unalienable rights they have are those which bind them to the fortunes of every other nation in the world. And that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of this greater purpose it is the right, nay, the duty, of the people to relinquish it and join forces with other nations in the global beneficence of the New World Order. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that an independent government, long established, with its liberty, personal freedoms, and idea of justice, should not be changed for light and transient causes. But when a long train of freedom, independence, and pursuit of personal happiness begins making a mockery of less fortunate peoples on earth, it becomes necessary to surrender unabridged thought, exchange freedom for uniformity, liberty for restraint, and independence for interdependence, and in doing so, enter the protective domain of the Global Family. Nor have we been wanting in attention to our freedom-loving brethren. We have warned them from time to time about the danger of their excessive libertine thoughts and activities. We have reminded them of the isolated nature of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their commonsense, and warned them about their infatuation with independence and the unreasonableness of their freedom-at-all-cost mindset. Above all, we have conjured them by the ties of our common heritage to disavow this unhealthy lust for liberty. But to no avail. Our brethren obstinately insist on freedom. We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, do, in the name of and by the authority of the good people of these states, solemnly publish and declare, that these United States are, and of rights ought to be, interdependent and part of the Global Community; and that as such, the U.S. Constitution, Declaration of Independence, and Bill of Right are hereby made null and void; and that all political connections between them and so-called freethinkers is, and ought to be, totally dissolved. And that as a member of the New World Order, they obediently turn over full and complete power to the United Nations to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliance, establish commerce, and do all other acts and things which interdependent nations are obligated to do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the laws of the Global Governing Body, and with the protection of the United Nations Security Council, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor. "Published originally at EtherZone.com : republication allowed with this notice and hyperlink intact. http://etherzone.com/2002/moor080202.shtml " ------------------- -iNFoWaRZ http://www.geocities.com/infowar2002/2ndamend.html The 2nd Amendment: America's REAL Homeland Security <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance�not soap-boxing�please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'�with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds�is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
