From: "John Kime", [EMAIL PROTECTED] Urban legend ? - you decide ....... A young friend of mine had occasion to visit the capital last week at the height of the petrol crisis. On reaching the outskirts of London, she wasn't surprised to find that the city was totally gridlocked, with the usual heavy traffic being compounded by queues for petrol. Noticing one of our gallant 'boys in blue' going up and down the lines of cars, she enquired what the hold up was for - rush hour or petrol. He replied that Tony Blur had gone wappy and was in Parliament Square threatening to set fire to himself if the blockades weren't dispersed. He - Plod - had been given the job of collecting support for Blur and his cronies in an effort to dissuade him from his drastic course of action. "How much have you managed to get so far ?", she enquired. "Not bad really", Plod replied, "300 gallons so far, but people are still siphoning ............" John Kime South Yorks, UK -- Someone stuck in a queue trying to think up a joke I think! Steve. Cybershooters website: http://www.cybershooters.org List admin: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ___________________________________________________________ T O P I C A The Email You Want. http://www.topica.com/t/16 Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Your Favorite Topics
