From: Michael Burns, [EMAIL PROTECTED]
ANOther Paper, today
"Renegade Politician recieves stern rebuff from No.10 for telling
the truth" London, yesterday.
Renegade MP Kate Hoey recieved yet another blow to her New Labour
career yesterday when she was disciplined by No.10 Spin doctors
for failing to toe the party line. She has consistently refused
to submit to being Tony's footstool, and party insiders claim
that she will lose her position as Sports Minister at the next
reshuffle due to a comment about the ineffectiveness of the 1997
Firearms Act. Ms Hoey is a lifelong supporter of foxhunting, as
well as shooting sports, and learned to shoot at an early age.
"We never hear John Prescott telling us that the laws on
registration of motor vehicles don't prevent them falling into
criminal hands, do we?" A.Nonny Mouse, Labour candidate for
Somewherelseville said.
"She should never have criticised Our Tone on such an emotive
matter", a paid anti-everything supporter said, as she recieved a
large wad of notes from a passing Government member.
POLICE RAID
A leaked document tells us that the house of a Ms. K. Hoey will be
raided tonight because of rumours that she may have illegal weapons
there. She is an anti-government supporter of shooting and heck,
she's Irish after all..... Do the police need more of an excuse?
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