I for one am glad that...

[Tyler Durden]

Our leader understands the dynamics of peace. As he said last night, "we are 
a peaceful people", and he understands that in order to secure peace, we 
need to aggressively defend the cause of peace, throughout the globe, by any 
means necessary.

Likewise with American freedom. Terrorists and evil-doers throughout the 
world hate our freedoms, and think day and night about destroying them. That 
is why our leader, George W. Bush, understands that in order to protect our 
freedoms, special precautions are necessary. Of course, in order to secure 
our freedom, all citizens must actively support our government's efforts to 
secure this freedom. Anyone who does not obviously support American freedom 
is clearly opposed to it and must be stopped, or he will help our enemies 
take away our freedom.

Both peace and freedom are in our leaders' strong fist, who protects both 
for us. Any attempt to pry open this clenched fist must be met with the most 
extreme forms of resistance imaginable. Think of George W. Bush kind of like 
your elder brother: he watches out for you and fights off bullies that try 
to hurt you. But if you criticize your elder brother, then there can be no 
hope for you: you are basically helping the enemy.

Let us as responsible citizens of this free and peaceful nation pledge 
ourselves in the fight against evil. May God help us in our fight.

-Tyler Durden





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