For some reason, American military personnel always seem to be looking for "more action", actually I mean "more paperwork". HA!
US wingman to pilot: "Do NOT look directly up!" US pilot looks directly up: "OHH, SHEEIT!" US Wingman: "More f#@kin paperwork!" Russkies Go Wild, inverted in fact. Literally inverted, dancing the midday clouds. Yeah, baby! :D Gringos gettin' "really quite frustrated" and the Pentagon "blasted" the Russian show-off "Red menace's" for "activity", apparently activity in the skies of the Mediterranean sea :D [suitable pics in original article, not attached] On this particular occasion, the Russian pilot considered sharing his 4 litre "8 shots" vodka bottle with the Americans, but figured the wind force on his airplane canopy might make it hard to hold that canopy open - at 900 km per hour. Also, passing a vodka bottle between jet planes whilst inverted may have caused some of the vodka to spill, which was an intolerable likelihood. Apparently. Russian Jet Buzzes US Navy Plane In High-Speed 'Inverted Maneuver' Over Mediterranean https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/russian-jet-buzzes-us-navy-plane-high-speed-inverted-maneuver-over-mediterranean .. “The U.S. aircraft was operating consistent with international law and did not provoke this Russian activity,” the statement added. .. Yeah, yeah, fill in your paperwork already :) :) On Thu, Feb 20, 2020 at 11:43:41AM +1100, Zig the N.g wrote: > Gets a little crazy on the roads o' Raqqa, muh stucco muffas :) > > How it truly went down: > > US0: "These fuckin' Syrians put a fuckin' country round our oil field - how > DARE they!" > > US1: "Yeah, fuckin' sand niggers!" > > > [Russkie's literally start to approach on highway, from behind.] > > RU0: "Ho, boys! Amerikanski oil "protectors" ahead. What do we?" > > RU1: "Ohoh! Drift this Tigr, baby - We's Baaaack!!" > > [serious literal military vehicle fast and furious ensues - see links below] > > [Russkies take first hummer, start hunting down second...] > > US0: "Muthufuckas! We got Russkies, lads, hang on tight!" > > [US2-4 happy they remembered "low frequency protection unit" adult diapers > this morning.] > > > RU0: "YEEEEE HAAAAAAW FIRETRUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!" > > US1: [death gripping handle bar] "Oahhhh shiiiiit - why you driving > offroaoad, buddy?!#!" > > US0: "Don't be a fuckin nigger! I think she'll make it - roadside don't > look too fuckin rough." > > > RU1: [grinning madly out side window at US hummer boys] > "Baby, yeah! Lose you we will!" > [to Ru0:] "SHIT! Watch locals, brutha!" > > [Russians narrowly miss a local who jumps out of the way] > > > RU0: "May be lose them, but anuddah Oil thief pass we must!" > > RU1: "NO breaks, brutha! Do your copyright 'Boris Oil Thief Wedgy' > manouver! Baby, yeah!" > > RU0: "Got it, brutha!" [hits accelerator hard, wedges all 3 vehicles as > they come to screaming halt] > [poetic license, not quite what actually happened, but part of upcoming > movie script] > > > US0: "HEY MUTHAFUCKAS WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK ARE YA DOING!" > > US1: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK - Fucking PAPERWORK! FUCK YOU RUSSKIE!!" > > RU0: [cracks a 4L vodka bottle] "Here, drink have you, brutha!" > > RU1: [with huge cat eatin grin] "Awww, done cry little oil thief! Vodka > take your paperwork away - HA HA HAAAA!" > > US0+1: "FUCK!!!" > > > [See second 'tube below for Syrian villagers warmly welcoming American > "democracy bringers" - with multiple gun shots :D] > > > > ----- Forwarded message from Zenaan Harkness <[email protected]> ----- > > Date: Thu, 20 Feb 2020 11:12:28 +1100 > Subject: Raqqa drift! Oh yeah :D > > Enjoy ;) > > https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/bizarre-road-rage-among-superpowers-incident-syria-caught-film > > ----- End forwarded message -----
