[of course they end up at the statue, where reanimation attempts have begun]
[scene of them ridiculously grooming a statue] --- [maybe statue is left as one of many boss golems when boss-builders find somewhere more feasible, animated but not controlled by boss, doing its own random stuff based on out-of-context patterns from boss] [maybe statue groomers don't get feedback from boss, and develop into a recursive/mutual henchmen situation with the golem, similar to the vivisectees and the central business operations, but easy to push around.]
