FICTION Cultist-or-whatever: "Oh, I used to do software, but my cult didn't like that. Oh no! I went training programs where we went near computer programs and held our breath and whipped each other with rubber hoses as soon as we looked at them, and then left and breathed again when we disavowed the computer programs. We had so many rituals! And it was so nice to stop with the rubber hoses! We would train like this for 120 days! It was really important!"
FICTION Cultist-or-whatever: "Uhhh I guess I need to write a computer program. I ... think I used to do this .. back when I had a different name .... Maybe I'll take it in small steps ... Hey, this is getting easier when I put a lot of effort in!"
