Dictatortopia Citizen and Friend gleefully dawned their gas masks and were about to walk out into the streets to engage in wonderful slave labor when suddenly a bunch of military soldiers burst down the door and charged in.
The head soldier glowered at Friend. Head Soldier: "I don't like you, and my squad leader doesn't like me. I need a scapegoat." The soldiers all formed a circle around Friend and machine gunned him down. Friend: "My life for Dictator! May we all be as noble as Dictator himself!" Dictatortopia Citizen saluted Head Soldier, and quickly saluted every other soldier. The soldiers saluted back. Dictatortopia Citizen: "Thank you for your service protecting us." Head Solder: "Be safe, Dictatortopia Citizen."
