Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Research Room.

Zombie Specialist and Intern are chatting up a storm. All sorts of
references are laying everywhere. There are boxes of kleenexes and a
variety of middle-budget movies. Blackboards are covered in charts and
diagrams and pictures of hearts and tombstones.

Boss and Rebel Worker 2 approach Research Room.

Boss and Rebel Worker 2 [at same time, interupting each other]: "How's
the work going --"

Zombie Specialist and Intern  poke out of Research Room. Part of
Intern's head is zombifying and some human brains are sticking out of
their mouth. Zombie Specialist is wearing a bright rainbow hat and
crying.

Intern: "I'm sorry --"

Zombie Specialist: "-- we need to talk about what is going on."