Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

MCBoss is laying in a wheelbarrow. His cigar is smooshed into the
wheelbarrow with his arm, unsmoked.

MCBoss: "Spam the mailing list! Spam the mailing list!"

Tortured Cyborg Researcher is wheeling MCBoss toward the garden at
Mind Controlled Utopia #4.327e9 .

Tortured Cyborg Researcher: "My MCBoss is broken. Can anybody help?"