-------------------------------------- Zombie mediation.
Zombie: "Brains yummy." Person Carrying Shotgun: "I need my brain to stay well." Zombie: "Brains yummy." Mediator: "Thank you both for attending! I want to share with you that I am confident that we can reach an agreement that leaves both of you fully satisfied. All we need to do is become clear on where we both come from." Mediator: "Please, share your needs with the other party." Zombie: "Brains!!!!" Person Carrying Shotgun: "You ate my dog!"
