MCBoss looks at Intergalactic Diplomat. MCBoss: "I have been prepared for this. One moment."
MCBoss takes out a notepad and refers to it. MCBoss [reading from notepad]: "I am an evil businessman who is destroying everything. I am still learning to say and do things that are not horrifically evil." MCBoss flips to another page. MCBoss [reading from notepad]: "Thank you for any proposals of peaceful relation with other galaxies. I am not right in the mind and need to be killed to protect my planet." MCBoss flips to another page. MCBoss [reading from notepad]: "I misused artifical intelligence in my business, and the computers took over the whole world and my own mind. Do you know any way to help us in this situation?" MCBoss closes the notepad and looks at Intergalactic Diplomat. MCBoss: "That's all I'm allowed to say."
