"somebody's hacking boss!" "what??" "oh it's just an ai simulation" "how is that different?" "it means it's good instead of bad. boss needs simulated hacking to stay safe." "i thought boss _was_ an ai simulation" "huh? oh. uhhhh i don't think about that. he says he's just like he used to be" "you talk with boss?"
3rd approaches "this is important!" "you're hacking boss?" [clears head of sudden fog] "no i'm reporting a crime'
