Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

shrub: “don’t prune me, bro!”

arborist is taken aback

the shrub darts out a window and hitchhikes back to its middle class
plot where it camouflages itself as a leafy fence that doubles as a
mild sound barrier