- phone rings “hello?”
“hello, are you uhhh preparing uhhh lionsmane mushroom right now?” “ummm maybe?” caller makes note “call me — um — when you do, ok?” “you want me to call you?” “yes, my number is such and such and so. this is the fbi and the cia and the forensics institue and both alien anduction programs — oh wait that’s somebody else. hey, you want to stick around and chat?” “what’s going on?” “they’re trying to hang up my phone”
