Human Trafficker: "I don't want to be a human trafficker, I want to be a mind control boss."
Innocent Worker [working for Human Trafficker on the side without pay out of habit]: "Are you sure?" Human Trafficker: "No." --- Human Trafficker: "Will I be going to prison again?" Innocent Worker [working for Human Trafficker on the side without pay out of habit]: "Why don't you traffick some prison workers to laude how wonderful you are as a human trafficker?" Human Trafficker: "Ok, maybe?" Innocent Worker: "Wait, maybe that's a bad idea --"
