bad mcboss jokes subtype very very bad these have apparently migrated to this main thread
Q: why did traffick boss trip over a toenail? A: a secret shrink project almost nobody knew about was mid-fire when another project malfunctioned and teleported everybody between offices randomly, and struck traffick boss after teleporting. traffick boss was so zoned out from being mind controlled to do stuff all day every day, that he didn’t notice he was shrunk or that there was ahuge toenail in front of him. (because the computer found it more efficient to give people hallucinatory cleanliness than the real thing, janitor— Q: why was traffick boss investing billions of dollars into mind controlling a mall animal? A: another corporation was trying to stop his mind control projects and a discovered the animal was used in a small test once, and stimulated a campaign to protect it. traffick boss was mad about this, and wanted to completely dominate the animal as an expression of power, but a bunch of people inspired by the campaign had had turned the workings of his businesses to protect the animal. 2026 08-26 mt
