On Mon, Aug 26, 2024 at 20:41 Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <[email protected]> wrote:
> > bad mcboss jokes subtype very very bad > >> these have apparently migrated to this main thread >> >> Q: why did traffick boss trip over a toenail? >> >> A: a secret shrink project almost nobody knew about was mid-fire when >> another project malfunctioned and teleported everybody between offices >> randomly, and struck traffick boss after teleporting. traffick boss was so >> zoned out from being mind controlled to do stuff all day every day, that he >> didn’t notice he was shrunk or that there was ahuge toenail in front of >> him. (because the computer found it more efficient to give people >> hallucinatory cleanliness than the real thing, janitor— >> >> Q: why was traffick boss investing billions of dollars into mind >> controlling a mall animal? >> >> A: another corporation was trying to stop his mind control projects and a >> discovered the animal was used in a small test once, and stimulated a >> campaign to protect it. traffick boss was mad about this, and wanted to >> completely dominate the animal as an expression of power, but a bunch of >> people inspired by the campaign had had turned the workings of his >> businesses to protect the animal. >> >> 2026 08-26 mt >> > > Q: why were elite militaries defending a wad of gum under somebody’s seat? > > A: some mind controllers had a proposal for the next interfaction secret > meeting where everybody in attendance is in amnesiatic fugue, so they mind > controlled diverse people across the world to hold it, who mind controlled > other diverse people across their world to hold it, who did the same, and > eventually it was stuck to the bottom of an unidentifiable seat as the wad > of gum of an anonymous pedestrian who promptly forgot everything they were > thinking and abandoned it. > > when it was coming time to present the proposal, a bunch of influential > people glazed over and dropped subliminal suggestions to a further > pedestrian, who got on the same bus, reached under the sear, and > confidently popped the strange gum in their mouth as if in a trance. their > brainwaves were read as they attentively chewed it, and the proposal > extracted from their brainwaves as they did so (and simultaneously read > psychically at the meeting thousands of miles away if you’re lucky!) > mistake: it has to go through the same number of layers of people like onion encryption > > (this isn’t fiction y’know!) > THE REBEL MEETINGS ARENT SECRET PLEASE STOP HOLDING THEM (?) also there are no secrets when using technology > > (possible mistake) > >>
