I did my patriotic best today and rang Owen down at the NATSEC Bunker.Before I told him my tale of terrorist woe I though I better take the National tempeRATure.'Whats the state of alert today,old bean?" I asked.Owen replied that he wasn't quite sure and he had to go away and check,he did say that he though it might be heightened and that it had been that way since Bali but it is best to doublecheck these things as you never never know.(Even the PM and acting PM were not on the same page yesterday as I told youse.AU is a bit of like Kylies bottom at times...medium in parts and High in parts.)
Owen came back in a flash with the confirmation that it was 'heightened' indeed and that translated as 'medium' as well and all.
I'd almost forgotten why I rang when the horrid memories flooded back.It was only a year ago now but it seemed like yesterday when those two obviously fake AFP officers claiming to be from the FBI ruined my life...(to be cont.)
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2600 Mmmm.
Owen assures me that due to strict privacy laws caller ID is not available at his end,and you know something egg? I believe you.

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