posegnu bo bileyg Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c". Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l".
Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation, and the doctor, somewhat nettled, said:"Landon, you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition. Why, at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.""Yes," said Landon,"he couldn't help it, for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.
One day a Frenchman went to visit his English friend. When he came up to his friend's house, a big dog ran out and began to bark at him. The Frenchman was frightened and stopped. At that moment the Englishman came out and saw his friend. "Don't be afraid!" he said. "Don't you know the proverb 'Barking dogs don't bite'?" "Oh,yes" was the quick answer. "I know the proverb, and you know the proverb, but, does the dog know the proverb?"
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