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One morning, on my daily walk, a car stopped alongside me and the woman driver asked,"Can you do me a favor?""Yes, what is it?" I replied"Please tie my son's tie," she asked. "It's his first day at school. I'm a single mother and I don't know how to do it."The boy got out of the car, and we all stood on the street corner, teaching and learning tie knotting.
A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?""No," she insisted as she handed him a check to buy a dark blue suit. "It must be blue."When she came back for the wake, she saw her husband in the coffin, and he was wearing a beautiful blue suit. She told the director how much she loved the suit and asked how much it cost. He said, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her, so I switched the heads."
recenicu trud vid Mr. Robinson worked in an office. Every morning he had breakfast with his wife at half-past seven, read his newspaper, drank a cup of coffee and then left his house at 8 o'clock to go to catch his train to town.One morning he was still sitting comfortably at the breakfast table and reading his newspaper at five minutes past eight. He did not seem to be in a hurry and asked his wife for another cup of coffee."Another cup?" she asked. "But aren't you going to the office today? have you got a holiday?""The office?" he said and looked up from his newspaper very surprised. "I thought that I was at the office!"
One morning, on my daily walk, a car stopped alongside me and the woman driver asked,"Can you do me a favor?""Yes, what is it?" I replied"Please tie my son's tie," she asked. "It's his first day at school. I'm a single mother and I don't know how to do it."The boy got out of the car, and we all stood on the street corner, teaching and learning tie knotting.
A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?""No," she insisted as she handed him a check to buy a dark blue suit. "It must be blue."When she came back for the wake, she saw her husband in the coffin, and he was wearing a beautiful blue suit. She told the director how much she loved the suit and asked how much it cost. He said, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her, so I switched the heads."
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