Posted by: "Alana Stasey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
I thought you folks might enjoy this.
"The Dogs' Bill of Rights"
1. Humans shall make no law respecting an
establishment of boundaries or
prohibiting the free exercise therein, or
abridging the freedom of access, or the right to
peaceful
assembly. In other words:
The dog is entitled to go outside anytime s/he
wants.
2. A well-carried provisional chamber, being
necessary to the fulfillment
of a canine's whims, shall not be infringed.
In other words: The dog is entitled to EAT anytime
s/he wants.
3. The right of the canine to be secure in their
domain, and
effects, against unreasonable discomposure, shall
not be violated. In other
words: The dog is entitled to SLEEP anytime
s/he wants.
4. Humans shall issue no warrants or decrees or
edicts as
prescribed to the demarcation of possessions or
property which
are in direct conflict with right of life,
liberty, and the
pursuit of canine affirmation. In other words: The
dog is
entitled to sleep ANYWHERE s/he wants.
5. The canine shall be immune to all criminal
accusations,
indictments, and complaints. The accused shall
enjoy the
right to a speedy and impartial dismissal of any
and all
charges provided said canine's compulsory right to
obtain
any or all witnesses, including character
witnesses, are
obtained in his favor. In other words: Dogs can do
anything
they want as long as they're cute.
6. Neither serfdom, vassalage, or involuntary
servitude will
be tolerated, except by said dogs in
proprietorship of their humans. In
other words: What I say goes. (And I can sleep on
your face...)
7. No Feline shall, in time of peace or at any
other time, be quartered in
any dwelling without the consent of the potentate,
nor in time of war, but
in a manner to be prescribed by sovereign. In
other words: No cats in the
house without my permission.
8. The right of the canine to be protected against
unreasonable
search and seizures shall not be breached or
infringed upon at
any time or any place. In other words: Don't
disturb me when I
am sleeping in my crate or bed, or on your chair,
etc..
Alana in NC
Young at heart, slightly older in other places!
http://home.talkcity.com/PennyLn/danelover3/
