Posted by: Ruby <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Now...i gotta tell ya....somebody has GOT to instruct
mailmen on how to deliver packages to Great Dane homes !
He was afraid....so he dropped it on the sidewalk and ran like hell.
Nedless to say.....ladyR got to the package...PDQ. she kicked it
over to where Oreo was tethered....Oreo....damn foll that she is....
actually picked said package with her mouth and shook the heck
out of it.........shake......shake.....shake.......
And....i am SURE you all remember that i have told you year after
year....that ladyR knows how to OPEN wrapped christmas packages,
sooooo........off came the brown paper !
>From that moment.....it is all a blur......there is stuff strewn all over
my front yard.....the man across the street.....of course, while
laughing his ass off, called us on the phone to tell us what both
girls were up to !
Honest........i only went into the garage for a minute !
My daughter came running into the garage to tell me that the girls
had torn a package apart in the front yard......we ran.......
(me with heart in throat, i was waiting for a $1500 Versace wallet
to be delivered !)
......only to see.....bits and pieces of SOMETHING allllllllll over the
yard.
Neither girl even looked like they felt bad !
The only recognizable piece had No Peeking! handwritten on it.
(Neimans doesn't hand write anything, so it wasn't the wallet)
I can only wonder what it was.
bah humbug !
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