Posted by: Kathy Williams <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Too funny, Ruby!!
Ruby wrote:
> Posted by: Ruby <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>
> Now...i gotta tell ya....somebody has GOT to instruct
> mailmen on how to deliver packages to Great Dane homes !
> He was afraid....so he dropped it on the sidewalk and ran like hell.
> Nedless to say.....ladyR got to the package...PDQ. she kicked it
> over to where Oreo was tethered....Oreo....damn foll that she is....
> actually picked said package with her mouth and shook the heck
> out of it.........shake......shake.....shake.......
>
> And....i am SURE you all remember that i have told you year after
> year....that ladyR knows how to OPEN wrapped christmas packages,
> sooooo........off came the brown paper !
> >From that moment.....it is all a blur......there is stuff strewn all over
> my front yard.....the man across the street.....of course, while
> laughing his ass off, called us on the phone to tell us what both
> girls were up to !
>
> Honest........i only went into the garage for a minute !
>
> My daughter came running into the garage to tell me that the girls
> had torn a package apart in the front yard......we ran.......
> (me with heart in throat, i was waiting for a $1500 Versace wallet
> to be delivered !)
> ......only to see.....bits and pieces of SOMETHING allllllllll over the
> yard.
>
> Neither girl even looked like they felt bad !
>
> The only recognizable piece had No Peeking! handwritten on it.
> (Neimans doesn't hand write anything, so it wasn't the wallet)
>
> I can only wonder what it was.
>
> bah humbug !
>
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