All of this right after the D&D 4 year birthday bash??? YEAH !!!
On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 12:10 PM, Roberto Ambrosio <[email protected]>wrote: > mmm.... how about a DnD Team? > > ---------- Forwarded message ---------- > From: <[email protected]> > Date: Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 11:53 AM > Subject: [advracesa] Fwd: Amazing Race - 4 April, Joburg > To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] > > > > This is an annual event that a guy at work organises. > > He will allow 4-person team entries ON MOUNTAIN BIKES. AND, the challenge > is > out there to see whether a 4-person bike team can beat the vehicles. Gender > rules and traffic regulations apply. You can expect to be given two > shooters > along the route. Dressing-up and being silly is encouraged. > > Dean says that the total distance is probably around 35km; obviously less > optimal route choices will do more distance. > > The challenge is on! I'm totally confident that bikes will beat cars. > > Getting into the spirit of things, if anyone would like to join me in a > team, drop me a note ;) > > You can contact Dean directly (see below) to enter. > > Lisa > > ------------ > > Hi All. > > Please see below with regards to our Amazing Race taking place on 4th > April. If > you haven't heard about it, it's our Charity event we do twice a year and > suits > the competitive/adventurous type! Registrations, previous year's gallery > and > more details on www.penquin.co.za/Race <http://www.penquin.co.za/Race> ! > Please > mail to all your mates if you are keen... > > Rules are below... > > Please note the race is only open to those who are between the ages of 18 > and > 94. Sorry, 95 year olds just can't cut it. > > 1. I will not pay speeding fines. Drive at your own risk. Any team who > organises a police escort gets a big "thumbs up" from me. > > 2. Each car to have a team of 4. You could have 5 but I doubt that'll help > you! > 6 and I hope one of them is David Kramer in your Volksie Bus. Not very > streamlined that vehicle. > > 3. Each team to have 1 (ONE) girl. Transvestites do not count. She must be > accredited with boobs. Teams with 4 girls and no guys will be awarded a 10 > minute head start (kick off at 1:20pm). > > 4. The driver of the car must, will and always has to be female. No male > may > ever drive. He must just sit there and watch, and gently navigate... > > 5. All contestants to be at Q Ba by 1pm on Saturday 04 April. The madness > kicks > off at 1:30pm sharp (unless you have 8 boobs in your car - see point 3)! > > 6. Petrol stops waste time and that's if they have fuel supplies! Begin the > race with a full tank (of petrol that is, go to the bathroom before hand). > > 7. There will be 10 clues! There may even be 10 destinations. First team > back > at Q.ba with proof of solving all 10 clues will be deemed the winner. No > bribery > or corruption will be tolerated! Are police escorts allowed? OF COURSE! > > 8. You may buy a lifeline if you cannot solve a clue. It costs R50 per clue > (203,765,286.74 Zimbabwe Dollars - seriously!). Thanks to all those last > time > who never paid for the lifelines, the kids suffered! This time you have to > buy > credits up front! Maximum of 3 Lions per team will be accepted. We will > return > unused notes after the race... > > 9. Shops close at 5. Remember this! You might need to buy a thing or two... > > 10. High heels are for later. Not for the race. Wear comfortable shoes. > Maybe, > just maybe, you might end up running. Laura Croft couldn't even do that in > high > heels. > > 11. I wonder how many people are actually still reading this far... > > 12. If I come right with some sponsors again there might even be a prize > for > best dressed team and best dressed car. Herby can't wait... > > 13. No clue will endanger any team. Unless you are Luke Watson and then, I > suggest you stay away from Ellis Park. > > 14. All teams to have the following in their possession: > > a. A camera. Digital preferably. It might waste a bit of time if you have > to > go develop your pics at Foto First. An hour could be a long time to wait. > Proof > of all 10 clues must on camera with the other 3/4 team mates in every > photo. > b. There is no b. > c. One hot girl as driver, read rule 3. > d. 3/4 passengers. Should, at some point during the race, you realize you > are > short of one of these, you better head back to find them. I suggest bells > around > their necks. > e. One map book. Or you can be larnie and have one of those space age, > futuristic, "G. P. S" thingies - like those will have take off! HA. > f. One motor vehicle. Try not losing this along the way! A beep-beep alarm > system with good signal helps to find where you parked it in times of mild > panic. > g. Cooler box with alcohol stock (for ¾ non-driving team mates) and lots > of > water for the driver - optional (the cooler box not the driver and the > H2O). > > 15. Driver to remain sober throughout the trip. SEE - REE - USS! > > 16. Every person is encouraged to invite more people. 150 teams at least > this > year! It's for the kids! Do it. > > 17. Looking at the economy of late, most things have been hit by inflation. > Blow up dolls have gone up 24%. Umm... I mean... So I heard. Because we > love > having everyone take part, we are keeping the race entry like a $2 dollar > hooker, Dirt Cheap. R250 per team which isn't even enough to buy Joost > another > line or a blow... up doll. Registrations online on the website > (www.penquin.co.za/Race) under the page > called... Yes you guessed it - "Registrations!" Credit Card payments done > online. How fancy is that? > > 18. All teams to attend prize giving at Q.ba afterwards. Prize giving will > begin at 7:00pm. It gets really thirsty during the prize giving, beer is > welcome. Yes, this also means that if you haven't solved all 10 clues by > 7:00 > you have not won the race so please do return... > > 19. Only the top 10 teams will have their clues checked. So if you need a > pat > on the back, ask your mom to meet you afterwards. Come on! Make her proud! > > 20. Registration on the day could be a bit sluggish. Try get to Q.ba a bit > early to sign in and sign the indemnity > (I-won't-sue-for-breaking-my-leg-and-crashing-my-car) form. You also have > to buy > the 1, 2 or 3 lifelines during this step. > > 21. Print and keep the rules on you at all times! 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