Great report! Well done!

On Mon, Jul 12, 2010 at 12:21 PM,  <[email protected]> wrote:
> For reasons unknown to me Team Have Beer , which we most probably will
> have to change to Team without Beer , was entered into a Adventure Race
> after about a two year resting period . Donald was nominated as the
> navigator and with this title behind him he also became the team manager .
> It was decided from the start that he will be the ONLY one to give
> directions and let me say now before I start the report that it worked
> very well .
> I suppose I also have to elaborate on our training program a bit as I am
> sure a lot of people would like to know how we training for events like
> this .
> Running – Apparently Hilda put a few kilometres in the weeks before the
> event . The rest of us started to run at a very young age and knew  that
> walking was way  better and easier  .
> Cycling – Same as above , we know how to ride a bike
> Rowing – Now here we knew that without training we could run into problems
> . So me , Hilda and Werner did about 90 minute flat water training two
> weeks before the event . Our team captain could not make this session but
> he did assure us that he has seen a canoe before and “how difficult can it
> be ? “ .
> Getting all the required kit together took two days as it was all over the
> place but I am proud to say we all got to the event fully kitted with all
> gear in place . We left Pretoria just before 17:00 because we did not want
> to miss the pasta meal . Normally a pasta meal at events would consist of
> 14 noodles , find the mince and imagine the cheese . This meal was
> something I would have expected to find at one of our finest Italian
> restaurants in the big city , only twice the size . Luckily we had the
> meal about 4 hours before race start as I found it very difficult to move
> after I ate all that food .
> The race started on time and we all grabbed out boats and started walking
> to the river about 800 meters away . We did not really bother to plot the
> point where we had to launch our boat and just followed the crowd who
> happened to go the wrong way . When they realized their mistake and turned
> around it put us in the front of the “lost” group . Only about 200 meters
> was added by this little mistake and it also made the congestion at the
> launch pad less . Nevertheless it was still a scramble to get the boats
> into the water but we eventually managed to clear the side and started
> paddling up river . Donald did not really fit into the boat but manager to
> squeeze in . Very wobbly we rowed hugging the riverbed . I kept us as
> close to the side as possible as I could see a swim coming up . Hilda and
> Werner was going strong and did not look like struggling at all , we on
> the other hand were all over the place . I think we got about halfway on
> this leg when we went for our first swim . It was freezing cold and a
> shock to the system . Getting out of the river was almost impossible with
> all the reeds on the sides . But we had to get the water out of our ship
> and after a struggle we managed to empty the boat and get back onto the
> water . A few hundred meters further it was time for a dip again . This
> time we picked a spot that was very deep and even when we managed to get
> next to the reeds we would not stand . At this point I had a sense of
> humour failure and got onto the reeds , grabbed the handle of the boat and
> yanked it out of the water with Donald still hanging onto the other side .
> When Donald started laughing I knew we are going to be ok and sat down on
> the floating grass having a giggle . Again we got into the canoe just to
> capsize a few meters further . We made a k decision to portage the
> remainder of the leg . After falling around the reeds for what seemed
> hours we realized that portage will not be possible , so back to the water
> we went . To make a long story short we had another swim before we reached
> the transition area .
> There was no time to stand around as I could feel my blood starting to
> freeze and had to move else I will become a Popsicle . No feeling in hand
> or feet made going difficult but luckily we had a steep climb ahead of us
> and quickly I could feel life coming back . We reached the top of the hill
> in record time and quickly found the first CP . The 2nd CP eludes us and
> after about a 20 minute walk we ended up at CP1 again . The sweeper team
> joined us and kindly gave me a life jacket to try and keep warm . It
> really helped a lot . I really don’t recall us ever finding CP2 as at this
> stage I just kept my head down and followed whoever was in front of me .
> Walking like this staring at the ground I noticed a lot of cow dung all
> over the place . I said to myself , the first one I see steaming I am
> gonna plant my face into . I still don’t know if I was lucky or unlucky
> but I did not pass a steaming one . But spirits was still high and we
> headed for where we thought CP3 would be . We knew there had to be a ruin
> in the area where we will find the CP . Then we saw it , a flashing light
> . We started to hike towards the light but it does not get closer ,
> actually it seems to be moving away from us . Ok that must be a firefly
> from the North Pole , so we turn around and went the other way . But
> somebody looked around and again saw the flashing light , this time it
> seemed brighter and it made a sound !!!! Woop-Woop or something like that
> . So u-turn again and this time we gonna catch that light . It is always
> good to see Hardy (Clinton) but this reunion was special . But we could
> not stand still for long and off we went . The sweeper team was somewhere
> else sweeping and we headed towards CP4 . I just wanted to get back to
> base camp ASAP to get some dry clothes and hot coffee .
> At the TA we got a little surprise . Our life jackets were frozen solid
> and we had to break them open to get our arms in . The splashies also
> sounded like a space blanked and it was very difficult to get it around
> the cockpit . Me and Donald was the first to go into the water and at this
> stage the mist was so thick that I could not see the tip of the boat .
> Hilda and Werner soon came paddling past us but in true team spirit and
> knowing how we battle Werner broke his light stick and shouted at us to
> follow the light . Donald instructed me to just sit still while he does
> the paddling . Not what I really wanted to do as I needed to keep moving
> but every time I blinked Donald would just growl “Sit stil “ . We followed
> our team mates for quite a distance but lost them in the mist after a
> while . Again I decided it best to try and see if we can stay close to the
> shore . At the bridge I took the wrong entrance and we got stuck on a pipe
> . I still don’t know how but we managed to get off the pipe , turn around
> and continue without getting wet !!
> The sweepers followed us closely and recommended that we exit before the
> rapids . We did not need a second invite ,we were out of the water quicker
> than CP4 could shout woop-woop . I could see the light at base camp but we
> had to get to the next CP and also get our partners . Together with the
> sweeping team we took a jog up to the next CP . Mandy had a nice big fire
> going at her CP . We quickly realized that our partners have not arrived
> yet . Maybe they took the first rapids and portage after that . We decided
> to wait a bit and also to soak up as much heat from the fire as possible .
> Another team arrived at the CP and reported that they did not see anybody
> else on the river . This was not good and we had to go and find them . We
> walked back up the river calling and blowing whistles without reply . We
> eventually landed up at our boats again . Maybe they have also exited the
> river early and headed for Base camp . So we grabbed out canoes and headed
> towards the light .
> I could see that their boat was not in the ship yard . Thing did not look
> good . Hardy quickly got a search team together while we got into dry
> clothes and waited by the fire . We soon got news that they found the pair
> . Carine quickly ran to the kitchen to made 2 x hot chocolates as we also
> got the news that they are very wet .
> What has happened from what I heard is that they got lost in the mist on
> the river and took the wrong split . In the dark the encountered some
> rapids (I saw them the next day !!!! ) and capsized the boat . They
> managed to hang on and found dry land but unfortunately on a small island
> . They decided to leave the boat there and head for the other side of the
> river where they knew the CP was . But the rapids on the other side were
> even bigger and they took a ride over rocks and stuff . I could see that
> Hilda looked a bit shaken while Werner was a little bit stirred . After a
> warm shower they got the first words out and Hilda attempted a smile !
> We decided to continue as soon as the sun comes out . At a few minutes
> past 7am we got onto our bikes and headed for the gorge . Things started
> to look up again , we all on our bikes having a nice ride chatting about
> what’s to come . As we got to the transition area 3 teams came in after
> complete ting the gorge hiking leg . We got a warm welcome from the people
> managing the Transition and after Donald finished his plotting we started
> the hike up the gorge . I am very glad we decided to do this section in
> the light for two reasons . If we started in the dark we most probably
> will still be there somewhere and secondly we would have missed the most
> stunning views . I can’t remember the last time I enjoyed a hiking leg
> this much .
> The sweepers caught up to us at CP8 . Team Have Beer decided to walk along
> the escarpment while the sweepers took another router but our paths
> crossed 200 meters into the hike where the two paths came together .  We
> did not find CP9 where we hoped it would be and ended up on top of a rocky
> hill . While the two navigators got their maps out I ran around the hills
> looking for a CP . The young lady from the sweepers  was standing on the
> edge of the hill looking into the distance when she spotted something .
> She saw a CP !!!! This thing was miles away and despite their best effort
> to show it to  me I could not see anything . Carine wanted to take a photo
> and show me but not even her camera could zoom close enough .
> The hike to CP9 was to say the least not easy going . Rocks , thorns and
> thick bush hindered out progress . We saw another team approaching the CP
> from the wrong side coming down the mountain . They must have reached it
> before us as we only saw then much later hiking towards the gorge . CP10
> was very easy to plot as even me  , who gets lost in Sandton city could
> see it was at the top of the highest point . I again really enjoyed hiking
> up to this CP . Uphill hiking is just so much more fun than the downhill
> stuff .
> At CP10 the sweepers decided to hike down to the road and hike from there
> to the transition and we decided to try and cut the corner and go through
> the bush . The downhill was very steep and rocky and really tested the
> knees and ankles to the limits . Halfway down we decided it was time for
> breakfast and stopped for about 20 minutes to take a break . At the
> transition we found the sweepers ready to start their next leg . We told
> them to continue as they still had to do the paddle . We could not do the
> paddle as we only had one boat and would do the extra mountain bike leg
> instead .
> After a nice chat with the people at the transition Donald finished the
> plotting and we headed for CP11 . Donald and Werner speeded past this CP
> but luckily me and Hilda was exchanging recipes at the back and I saw the
> CP next to the river . In his attempt to turn around Donald fell over and
> decided to just lie there in the middle of the road for a few minutes .
> This seems to be a trademark of our team , lying in the middle of the road
> for long periods of time . On our previous race we actually slept in the
> middle of the road .
> After CP12 we cycled towards the caravan park where we would get
> instructions for our next leg . Time was running out for us to go and
> recover our boat while it was still light .  Werner and Donald put the
> hammer down and left me and Hilda eating dirt . We got the base camp just
> after 14:00 . Another team who managed to wrap their boat around an
> obstacle heard of our salvaging attempt and we agreed to team up for this
> . It so happened that their boat was close to our team’s boat . The river
> was flowing very strongly in the area where the boat were and I went back
> to camp to fetch PFD and paddles .
> WE made a rope by joining all the boat tie downs together.  Werner and the
> other team  member made it across by hanging onto the rope  . Then the
> cavalry arrived . Farmer Dirk and his team got there with long ropes and
> plenty of advice . We recovered two boats fairly easily but could not get
> the third boat . We don’t know who this boat belonged to but don’t worry
> it’s most probably still there .
> We had to hit the road after price giving and could not stay for the after
> party . A great race with many challenges and lots to talk about . Thanks
> to sweeping team and marshals for “tips” , race organizers (we know where
> you stay) and Dirk and his team .
> Team Have Beer will now again go into hibernation for two years . So until
> the next awakening cheers for eers .
>
>
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