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----- Original Message ----- From: "Donnie Parrett" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: "Kentucky-ACB" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 2:21 AM Subject: How Many Church Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? > How Many Church Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? > > Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air. > > Pentecostal: 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the > spirit of darkness. > > Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times. > > Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.) > > Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees > to approve the change and > decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken. > > Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and > one to talk about how > much better the old one was. > > Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to > do it.Unitarians: We > choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against > the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found > that light bulbs work for > you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern > dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will > explore a number of light > bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, > 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to > luminescence. > > Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or > completely out, you are loved. You > can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring > a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to > pass. > > Nazarene: 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church > lighting policy. > > Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change. > > Amish: What's a light bulb? > > Contact Me At: > Donnie Parrett > 1956 Asa Flat Road > Annville, Kentucky 40402 > Home Phone: 606-364-3321 > Church Phone: 606-364-PRAY > Skype Name: Donnie1261 > Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Deaf-Blind Inspirational Life Group" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/DBILG?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
