This is cute. ----- Original Message ----- From: "O.Addison Gethers" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Deaf-blind inspirational life groups" <[email protected]> Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:53 AM Subject: {dbilg} Fw: How Many Church Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
> > > O. Addison Gethers > e-mail address : [EMAIL PROTECTED] or [EMAIL PROTECTED] > window live messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: durangoadd64 skype: > cowboys62 yahoo messenger: OADDISONGETHERS > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Donnie Parrett" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Cc: "Kentucky-ACB" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 2:21 AM > Subject: How Many Church Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? > > >> How Many Church Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? >> >> Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air. >> >> Pentecostal: 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the >> spirit of darkness. >> >> Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times. >> >> Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.) >> >> Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three >> committees >> to approve the change and >> decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken. >> >> Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, >> and >> one to talk about how >> much better the old one was. >> >> Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how >> to >> do it.Unitarians: We >> choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against >> the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found >> that light bulbs work for >> you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern >> dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will >> explore a number of light >> bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, >> 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to >> luminescence. >> >> Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or >> completely out, you are loved. You >> can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring >> a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish >> to >> pass. >> >> Nazarene: 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church >> lighting policy. >> >> Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change. >> >> Amish: What's a light bulb? >> >> Contact Me At: >> Donnie Parrett >> 1956 Asa Flat Road >> Annville, Kentucky 40402 >> Home Phone: 606-364-3321 >> Church Phone: 606-364-PRAY >> Skype Name: Donnie1261 >> Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Deaf-Blind Inspirational Life Group" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/DBILG?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
