----- Original Message ----- From: "MountainWings" <[email protected]> To: "Cynthia Gropman" <[email protected]> Sent: Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:10 AM Subject: MountainWings:Wednesday - A Satisfied Taxpayer
> ------------------------------------------------- > MountainWings A MountainWings Moment > #9105 Wings Over The Mountains of Life > ------------------------------------------------- > > A Satisfied Taxpayer > ===================== > > Dear Internal Revenue Service: > > On this April 15th tax return due date you will find enclosed my > 2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. > > Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper, > dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department > of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid > $600.00 per toilet seat. > > I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and > six (6) hammers (valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, > bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the > overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as > noted on my return. > > You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5 inch > Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today > newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5 inch > Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your > convenience. > > To recap my enclosures: > Four toilet seats > Six hammers > and > One screw > > It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look > forward to paying it again next year. > > Sincerely, > A Satisfied Taxpayer > > > > Forward this issue to a friend or send them the link below: > http://www.mountainwings.com/past/9105.htm > > Thank you for inviting MountainWings into your mailbox. > Change a life, give a friend MountainWings. > See you tomorrow. > > **************************************************************** > www.MountainWings.com "Wings Over The Mountains of Life" > To: Subscribe, Un-Subscribe, Get a Book, T-Shirt, Rate Issues, > Tell Friends about MountainWings, Read Past Issues, Donations, > Submit a MountainWings Moment or Prayer Request, Set homepage to > Daily issue in larger type Go To: http://www.mountainwings.com > Click to unsubscribe: http://www.mountainwings.com/remove.html > **************************************************************** > MountainWings, POBox 43725, 120 Selig Dr., Atlanta, GA 30336 USA > You are subscribed as: [email protected] > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Deaf-Blind Inspirational Life Group" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/DBILG?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
