I guess some one got fed up with virus warnings that are hoaxes:
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY.. Do not > open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase > everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on floppy > disks within 20 feet of your computer. > > It demagnetizes the stripes on all your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM > > access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field > harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will program the auto > dial on your phone so that you can call only 1-900 numbers. > > This virus will also mix antifreeze with water in your fish tank. > > IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. > It will drink ALL your beer. > > FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? > > It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting > company. > > It will replace your shampoo with Nair, and your Nair with Rogaine. > > If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will > leave the toilet seat up, and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously > close to a bathtub filled with water. > > It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, > > it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. > > *************************WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN > ********************* > > If you don't send this to 5,000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard > that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, > sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this to > everyone you know. John Tolmachoff Engineer/Consultant/Owner eServices For You --- [This E-mail was scanned for viruses by Declude Virus (http://www.declude.com)] --- This E-mail came from the Declude.JunkMail mailing list. To unsubscribe, just send an E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED], and type "unsubscribe Declude.JunkMail". The archives can be found at http://www.mail-archive.com.
