On Thursday, 8 June 2017 at 01:57:47 UTC, Andrew Edwards wrote:
If I hand you a chihuahua for grooming, why am I getting back a pit bull? I simply want a groomed chihuahua. Why do I need to consult a wizard to get back a groomed chihuahua?
Because is like a poodle and unless you get your hair cut in a special way you won't be considered for the job! The wizard only exists to balance the symmetric arrangement of the interplanetary forces, don't fear him, he does his job in a very predictable way.