We are sponsoring a series of educational workshops in the greater San
Francisco Bay Area, entitled: "Registering and Managing Your Internet
Domains - Everything You Wanted to Know but were afraid to ask!"
oriented toward Microsoft Certified Network Administrators and
Engineers embedded in Federally subsidized up and coming Department of
Defense dot coms.
This is a full day jampacked with the current wisdom, puntuated by
appearances from 4 CEO's of failed dot coms who explain why they failed
-- it was all Verisign's fault! Special seminar tracks (this is similar
to heroin tracks in nature) are as follows: 1) The role of domain
managment in dot NET initiatives; 2) Open Source Domains: The Linux
Phenomena; 3) Protecting Your Domain From Iraq's Weapons of Mass
Destruction; 4) How to sell silly 3 digit domains on Ebay; and 5)
Domains and Sex - the only surviving disruptive marketing model.
-- and we have priced the events appropriately to capture the Federal
market of Sandia National Labs, Lawrence Livermore Labs and Berkeley
National Labs at $895 for the day (with a dot biz and dot info domain
thrown in). All incoming participants will be profiled as per recent
NSA directive #45-Iraq sheep dip.
Hey guys -- the happy part is I am kidding. The sad part is you are not!
