Ha ha! The following information is compliments of Jade's friend in France... Funny stuff.
" This guy is from Congo (by the way there is a civil war over there). Congo used to be a Belgian colony and Belgium people speak French (and Dutch), so all African people living there speak French. Not only does he speak broken English but he also seems to be a bit insane! You might answer this crazy guy: "Pour la derniere fois, laisse moi tranquille sinon j'appelle la Police" which means "For the last time, leave me alone or I will call the Police" or "Peut etre comprends tu d'avantage le Fran�ais, ne m'envoie jamais plus d'emails ou je serai oblige de prevenir la Police pour harcelement" which means "Maybe you understand French better so never send me any emails again or I will have to call the Police for harassment" or "Je ne crois pas avoir ete tres clair, n'encombre plus jamais ma boite email inutilement ou prie pour que la Police ne t'attrape pas" which means "I don't think I made myself understood, never ever send me any useless emails or pray that the Police don't catch you" or "Un seul email de ta part et je te fais botter le cul par la Police jusqu'au Congo" which means "One more email from you and I will ask the Police to kick you in the ass untill you land in Congo". or "Va te faire foutre ducon" which means "Go fuck yourself you stupid bastard". Denise PO Box 20771 Oakland, CA 94620 http://www.djdenise.com ----- Original Message ----- From: "Denise" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, November 13, 2002 1:39 AM Subject: [D][A] [Fwd: please ask your GOD before to reply: not interested] > What the fuck is this? Definitely a new one. Now I'm scared & think I won't reply this time! > > Denise > PO Box 20771 > Oakland, CA 94620 > http://www.djdenise.com > > > > ---------------------------- Original Message ---------------------------- Subject: please ask your GOD before to reply: not interested > From: "nicolas mbayoka" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: Tue, November 12, 2002 4:34 pm > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Dear DENISE > I ask you to pray your GOD , he reply you. I know not > good english , because I am frensh man. Please if I am > one AMERICAN MAN , you reply ok , but I am AFRICAN MAN > , you reply not intersded!!!!!! You asked your GOD? > How know your mail? whoo man gived me your contact? > Please I look good christman wife , I am not poor, > GOD gived me plenty money , but GOD tell me look one > wife afraid GOD. > Give your number phone , and send me your photo in > this mail > GOD BLESS YOU > PASTOR NICOLAS > 00225 07 45 98 31 > ABIDJAN COTE D' IVOIRE. > NB: I am from KINSHASA CONGO /ZAIRE we contry , I am > here to work of GOD and I will return to KINSHAS , > before to travel in SPAIN they call me to come. > I wait your enswer > > > --- Denise <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> a �crit : > Dear > Nicolas, > > > > Thank you for the email, however I am not > > interested! > > > > Best wishes, > > > > Denise > > PO Box 20771 > > Oakland, CA 94620 > > http://www.djdenise.com > > > > > > > > > Dear DENISE > > > i am PASTOR NICOLAS BAYOKA. I ask you to help me > > if > > > you have not one husband , I love to take my wife > > , > > > for we can to do work of GOD > > > I ask you to pray before to reply me > > > GOD BLESS YOU > > > PASTOR NICOLAS > > > > > > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > Do You Yahoo!? -- Une adresse @yahoo.fr gratuite > > et en fran�ais ! > > > Yahoo! Mail : http://fr.mail.yahoo.com > > > > > > > > ___________________________________________________________________ The D mailing list http://www.djdenise.com/ Check out the new forum! http://www.djdenise.com/forum/
