A high school English teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being
there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a
serious personal injury or illness or a death in your
immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and
asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering
from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and
snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically
at the student shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I
guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order.
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