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<       Doctor Fun is on an extended break until February 2004.
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<       There is some new stuff from 1990 on the old stuff page.
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<    Browse Doctor Fun cartoons and logos all the way back to 1993
<    in The Doctor Fun Archive.
<    Some cartoons other readers liked, Never been here before?
<    Search Doctor Fun Captions: Mark Plaga's Doctor Fun Search
<    Page, Jack Leblond's Doctor Fun Search Page
<    Random Doctor Fun?
<    Doctor Fun Mirrors: Australia, Austria, Germany, Great
<    Britain, New Zealand, Sweden, United States
<    Credits for Mirrors
<    Philip Newton's Doctor Fun RSS feed: Get the last 15 Doctor
<    Fun cartoons through RSS.
<    If you are a programmer-type person, you can get Doctor Fun
<    and zillions of other comics with Netcomics.
<    Nicholas Barnard's Mailing Lists: Latest Doctor Fun, Latest
<    Logo
<    Find out when these pages update, with Jonathan Ah Kit's
<    Doctor Fun Website Changes List.
<    Some Old Week of Doctor Fun, Mostafa Eldefrawy's Toonogram,
<    Doctor Fun Segmation
<    Lots of old, pre-Internet Doctor Fun stuff, including Science
<    Fair, and other interesting things. Readers often pick this
<    one.
<    The slightly-out-of-date Doctor Fun FAQ, News about the Doctor
<    Fun book
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<    News
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<    January 5 - 50 more cartoons from 1990 have suddenly appeared
<    on the collections page!
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<    December 20 - alas, I have not had time to update the logo,
<    and the computer I use to draw is packed up. I will fix this
<    before Christmas. And the long break starts this week. New
<    Doctor Funs will begin again February 2, 2004. In the
<    meantime, there will be sporadic updates with more cartoons
<    from 1990, starting with 50 more right now. Have a nice
<    Christmas, or holiday of your choice.
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<    December 15 - sorry the logo is late - there will be a new one
<    before I start the break.
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<    December 8 - we're back. No time to fix the logo yet, though.
<    There is a good chance there will be an extended break
<    starting Christmas week. I have been working on Doctor Fun
<    week-by-week instead of working ahead a couple weeks. While
<    this kind of working on a deadline is fun for awhile, it gets
<    tedious, and tedious equals bad cartoons. I will probably take
<    the month of January to work ahead so I'm a couple weeks out
<    starting again February, which will be good for all involved.
<    For those late to the party, Doctor Fun stops when the archive
<    counter gets up to 520 weeks, meaning ten full years. It
<    doesn't matter how many actual years it takes to get there.
<    We're now at week 433, so it will be awhile yet, but not
<    forever.
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<    More news...
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<    Info
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<    Welcome to the all new spiffed-up and friendlier Doctor Fun
<    page! I've thought for awhile that most of the people who
<    visit this page are first-time visitors, and return customers
<    just go for the goods. New visitors poke around, get confused
<    and angry, and then leave and never come back. Not if I can
<    help it. Welcome, friend! This all new extra-friendly and
<    improved Doctor Fun page is just for you!
< 
<    What's that picture at the top of the page, is that the
<    cartoon?
< 
<    No, that's the logo - we'll get to that later. It's just a
<    pretty picture to look at.
< 
<    What the [DEL: fu :DEL] heck is Doctor Fun?
< 
<    Doctor Fun is a cartoon. Not all Doctor Funs may be suitable
<    for children and some childlike adults. There's a new Doctor
<    Fun every weekday. Doctor Fun is hosted by ibiblio, the
<    public's library and digital archive, at the University of
<    North Carolina, Chapel Hill. Doctor Fun first appeared on the
<    Internet in 1993, and has been at ibiblio (ibiblio has had
<    other names, including SunSITE and Metalab) since 1994. What
<    Doctor Fun is, for the literal-minded, is a 640 x 480 pixel
<    24-bit color JPEG file. Doctor Fun has the dubious distinction
<    of being the first web cartoon. Doctor Fun was not, however,
<    the first cartoon on the Internet.
< 
<    I still don't get it. Why do they let you ...? You're not ...?
<    But ...?
< 
<    Never you mind. Look - there's no reason for Doctor Fun to
<    even exist, but here it is.
< 
<    Thanks! Now that I know all that, I want to read the latest
<    Doctor Fun cartoon!
< 
<    Here is the latest cartoon. If you'd like to always link to
<    the latest Doctor Fun, you can use this link:
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<    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/latest.jpg
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<    You can get a little thumbnail of (only the artwork) the
<    latest cartoon, too.
< 
<    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/thumb.jpg
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<    That cartoon sucked.
< 
<    That wasn't really a question, was it? If you didn't
<    particularly like whatever the latest Doctor Fun cartoon
<    happened to be, perhaps you are still Doctor Fun-curious and
<    would like to see some Doctor Funs that other people seem to
<    like a lot. Here's a mix of cartoons that other people,
<    perhaps like you, seemed to enjoy. These cartoons actually got
<    some hits, or I actually got some e-mail about them, or both.
<      * Here's the one about Barney.
<      * Here's the one about beavers.
<      * Here's the one about gerbils.
<      * Here's the one about tribbles.
<      * Here's the one about wasabi.
<      * Here's the one about vasectomies.
<      * Here's the one about Clusenix.
<      * Here's the one about Usenet.
<      * Here's the one about Don Knuth.
<      * Here's the one about The Incredible Hulk.
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<    Those cartoons all suck, but continue with your feeble efforts
<    to entertain. Show me some more.
< 
<    Now, then - those are not necessarily my favorites, either. So
<    I went through each year and picked out some that I thought
<    were either particularly funny, or particularly well-drawn. A
<    few I thought were both funny and well-drawn.
<      * Here's the one about the donuts.
<      * Here's the one about Godzilla.
<      * Here's the one about the chickens.
<      * Here's the one about the human cannonball.
<      * Here's the one about Mr. Spock.
<      * Here's the one about the sperm.
<      * Here's the one about the protozoa.
<      * Here's the one about the blow-up doll.
<      * Pick this one!
<      * Here's the one about the squirrel.
<      * Here's the one about the ice cream cones.
<      * Here's the one about the pinatas.
<      * Here's the one about the deathray.
<      * Here's the one about the elephants.
<      * Here's the one about tomatillos.
<      * Here's the one about watering the plants.
<      * Here's the one about the tapeworms.
<      * Here's the one about the Zamboni.
<      * Here's the one about the operating room.
<      * Here's the one about the goldfish.
<      * Here's another one about squirrels.
<      * Here's the one about Gumby.
<      * Here's the one about Santa.
<      * Here's another one about chickens.
<      * Here's the one about Mr. Potato Head.
<      * Here's the one about the weasels.
<      * Here's the one about the Titanic.
<      * Here's the one about the Muppets.
<      * Here's the one about the pickles.
<      * Here's the one about Vlad the Impaler.
<      * Here's the one about carrots.
<      * Here's the one about Rear Window.
<      * Here's the one about the fleas.
<      * Here's the one about the Enchanted Forest.
<      * Here's the one about Steely Dan.
<      * Here's the one about the Amish.
<      * Here's the one about noses.
<      * Here's the one about Mister Clean.
<      * Here's the one about Harry Potter.
<      * Here's the one about the chipmunk.
<      * Here's the one about the polar bear.
<      * Here's the one about Ultraman.
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<    These are the cartoons with just the right balance of
<    30-something sophistication and juvenile humor that I've been
<    searching for! Thank you, Mr. Cartoon Drawing Man! Where can I
<    read more?
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<    Still not satisfied? Why not visit the Doctor Fun Archive,
<    where you can browse all the old cartoons? Or Doctor Fun's
<    Special Cartoons Unit, where you can browse stuff that's even
<    older than Doctor Fun?
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<    However shall I peruse only this week's Doctor Fun cartoons?
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<    You can also see all the cartoons to date for the latest week.
<    If you want to link to this page, it is always:
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<    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/this-week.html
< 
<    In a shameless attempt to increase traffic, I'm introducing a
<    new, and perhaps temporary, feature called "Some Old Week of
<    Doctor Fun Cartoons". It changes every day. Link to it at:
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<    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/old-week.html
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<    What's the deal with the logo? I don't understand the
<    relationship between the unchanging dog-like character in the
<    Doctor Fun logo, and the actual cartoon, and stuff I don't
<    understand makes me mad.
< 
<    There is also a Doctor Fun logo, which should be at the top of
<    this page unless I screwed the link up, in which case there is
<    an "error". The little guy in the logo is Doctor Fun, but he
<    doesn't actually appear in the cartoons. We won't ever be able
<    to sell any cute little Doctor Fun beanie dolls or big ugly
<    Doctor Fun blow-up dolls unless there's some kind of cute
<    little mascot, and that's the best I could come up with. (To
<    date there haven't actually been any Doctor Fun dolls of any
<    size at all.) There is a larger version of the logo available,
<    than the one that appears on this page. Nobody ever clicks on
<    it, but here it is anyway.
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<    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/logo.jpg
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<    You can get the smaller version, too.
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<    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/logo-small.jpg
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<    And a thumbnail.
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<    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/thumbl.jpg
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<    It would be nice if I could search the Doctor Fun captions.
<    Tell me I can search the Doctor Fun captions.
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<    Oh, yes, you can search the Doctor Fun captions two different
<    ways:
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<    Jack Leblond at Net Smart Incorporated, and Support Your
<    Troops has kindly provided a mirror for Doctor Fun in the form
<    of a search engine. You can also get a random Doctor Fun
<    cartoon at Jack's page. Have fun.
< 
<    Mark Plaga has created another Doctor Fun search page. Mark's
<    page will display a slide show of cartoons after you make your
<    search. Have more fun.
< 
<    It would be great if I could search more than the captions.
< 
<    Yes, it would be great, but none of that is available and it's
<    entirely my fault.
< 
<    Electronic postcards are so popular with the young people
<    these days. Can I send a Doctor Fun electronic postcard to
<    some teenage girls I met on IRC?
< 
<    You can send a smaller version of a selected number of Doctor
<    Fun cartoons as an electronic postcard at Toonogram, sponsored
<    by Cyber Loft.
< 
<    Toonogram was provided courtesy of Mostafa Eldefrawy, who did
<    all of the work. Mostafa was also kind enough to give me the
<    code to turn any Doctor Fun into a Toonogram, which I will do
<    someday.
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<    I should wish to receive Doctor Fun cartoons as missives in my
<    "electronic mail". Is there perchance a Doctor Fun mailing
<    list?
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<    You can receive the latest Doctor Fun cartoon in your e-mail
<    by joining Nicholas Barnard's Doctor Fun Mailing List.
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<    I'm far away. Not close up. Is there a Doctor Fun site closer
<    to me?
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<    These Doctor Fun mirrors might be closer to you than ibiblio.
<    This list is new and improved because the cartoons on these
<    sites actually update. There used to be more mirrors. If you
<    know of a mirror that isn't on this list, or want to be a
<    mirror, drop me a line.
<      * Australia - Today's Doctor Fun and The Doctor Fun Page
<        from Australian Cybermalls. (Their page only updates the
<        latest cartoons, and looks different than this page.)
<      * Austria - Today's Doctor Fun and browse the Doctor Fun
<        files from the Vienna University of Technology, Vienna,
<        Austria.
<      * Germany - Today's Doctor Fun and The Doctor Fun Page from
<        Dr. Bernhard L. Winkler's WWW-Mirror at the University of
<        Bayreuth, Germany.
<      * Great Britain - Today's Doctor Fun and The Doctor Fun Page
<        from Manchester.
<      * New Zealand - Today's Doctor Fun and The Doctor Fun Page
<        from Nick Kean in New Zealand.
<      * Sweden - Today's Doctor Fun and The Doctor Fun Page from
<        SUNET.
<      * United States - Today's Doctor Fun and The Doctor Fun Page
<        from the ibiblio mirror at Yale Medical School.
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<    We're a group of former Enron billionaires trying to spend our
<    now-worthless stock options on foolish purchases. Where can we
<    buy Doctor Fun stuff?
< 
<    Nowhere that that I know of, but if you keep asking for stuff,
<    sometimes stuff appears.
< 
<    Are you soliciting ideas for Doctor Fun?
< 
<    No, I am not soliciting ideas for Doctor Fun.
< 
<    But, I've got an idea..
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<    No.
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<    Is Doctor Fun Copyright (c) 2003 David Farley?
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<    Yes. Feel free to link to Doctor Fun, send it to your friends,
<    send it to your enemies, print it out and use it for toilet
<    paper (use the glossy photo paper so you clog the toilet real
<    good) or tape it to your door. But anything beyond personal
<    use I'd appreciate it if you'd contact me. You can use all
<    those file names that never change to always link to the
<    latest cartoon, the latest logo, the latest thumbnails, the
<    latest week, and that. Thanks.
< 
<    Some of those e-mail addresses on the old cartoons don't work.
<    That's a puzzler.
< 
<    Yes. tezcat.com, for instance, is out of business. This is the
<    correct address:
< 
<    [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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<    More! More! I want to know more!
< 
<    Quick - before you wet your pants, read the tedious and
<    exhaustive Doctor Fun FAQ.
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<    Thanks for reading Doctor Fun! David
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