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>                    Welcome to The Doctor Fun Page
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>       Doctor Fun is on an extended break until February 2004.
> 
>       There is some new stuff from 1990 on the old stuff page.
> 
>    Browse Doctor Fun cartoons and logos all the way back to 1993
>    in The Doctor Fun Archive.
>    Some cartoons other readers liked, Never been here before?
>    Search Doctor Fun Captions: Mark Plaga's Doctor Fun Search
>    Page, Jack Leblond's Doctor Fun Search Page
>    Random Doctor Fun?
>    Doctor Fun Mirrors: Australia, Austria, Germany, Great
>    Britain, New Zealand, Sweden, United States
>    Credits for Mirrors
>    Philip Newton's Doctor Fun RSS feed: Get the last 15 Doctor
>    Fun cartoons through RSS.
>    If you are a programmer-type person, you can get Doctor Fun
>    and zillions of other comics with Netcomics.
>    Nicholas Barnard's Mailing Lists: Latest Doctor Fun, Latest
>    Logo
>    Find out when these pages update, with Jonathan Ah Kit's
>    Doctor Fun Website Changes List.
>    Some Old Week of Doctor Fun, Mostafa Eldefrawy's Toonogram,
>    Doctor Fun Segmation
>    Lots of old, pre-Internet Doctor Fun stuff, including Science
>    Fair, and other interesting things. Readers often pick this
>    one.
>    The slightly-out-of-date Doctor Fun FAQ, News about the Doctor
>    Fun book
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> 
>    News
> 
>    January 5 - 50 more cartoons from 1990 have suddenly appeared
>    on the collections page!
> 
>    December 20 - alas, I have not had time to update the logo,
>    and the computer I use to draw is packed up. I will fix this
>    before Christmas. And the long break starts this week. New
>    Doctor Funs will begin again February 2, 2004. In the
>    meantime, there will be sporadic updates with more cartoons
>    from 1990, starting with 50 more right now. Have a nice
>    Christmas, or holiday of your choice.
> 
>    December 15 - sorry the logo is late - there will be a new one
>    before I start the break.
> 
>    December 8 - we're back. No time to fix the logo yet, though.
>    There is a good chance there will be an extended break
>    starting Christmas week. I have been working on Doctor Fun
>    week-by-week instead of working ahead a couple weeks. While
>    this kind of working on a deadline is fun for awhile, it gets
>    tedious, and tedious equals bad cartoons. I will probably take
>    the month of January to work ahead so I'm a couple weeks out
>    starting again February, which will be good for all involved.
>    For those late to the party, Doctor Fun stops when the archive
>    counter gets up to 520 weeks, meaning ten full years. It
>    doesn't matter how many actual years it takes to get there.
>    We're now at week 433, so it will be awhile yet, but not
>    forever.
> 
>    More news...
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>    Info
> 
>    Welcome to the all new spiffed-up and friendlier Doctor Fun
>    page! I've thought for awhile that most of the people who
>    visit this page are first-time visitors, and return customers
>    just go for the goods. New visitors poke around, get confused
>    and angry, and then leave and never come back. Not if I can
>    help it. Welcome, friend! This all new extra-friendly and
>    improved Doctor Fun page is just for you!
> 
>    What's that picture at the top of the page, is that the
>    cartoon?
> 
>    No, that's the logo - we'll get to that later. It's just a
>    pretty picture to look at.
> 
>    What the [DEL: fu :DEL] heck is Doctor Fun?
> 
>    Doctor Fun is a cartoon. Not all Doctor Funs may be suitable
>    for children and some childlike adults. There's a new Doctor
>    Fun every weekday. Doctor Fun is hosted by ibiblio, the
>    public's library and digital archive, at the University of
>    North Carolina, Chapel Hill. Doctor Fun first appeared on the
>    Internet in 1993, and has been at ibiblio (ibiblio has had
>    other names, including SunSITE and Metalab) since 1994. What
>    Doctor Fun is, for the literal-minded, is a 640 x 480 pixel
>    24-bit color JPEG file. Doctor Fun has the dubious distinction
>    of being the first web cartoon. Doctor Fun was not, however,
>    the first cartoon on the Internet.
> 
>    I still don't get it. Why do they let you ...? You're not ...?
>    But ...?
> 
>    Never you mind. Look - there's no reason for Doctor Fun to
>    even exist, but here it is.
> 
>    Thanks! Now that I know all that, I want to read the latest
>    Doctor Fun cartoon!
> 
>    Here is the latest cartoon. If you'd like to always link to
>    the latest Doctor Fun, you can use this link:
> 
>    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/latest.jpg
> 
>    You can get a little thumbnail of (only the artwork) the
>    latest cartoon, too.
> 
>    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/thumb.jpg
> 
>    That cartoon sucked.
> 
>    That wasn't really a question, was it? If you didn't
>    particularly like whatever the latest Doctor Fun cartoon
>    happened to be, perhaps you are still Doctor Fun-curious and
>    would like to see some Doctor Funs that other people seem to
>    like a lot. Here's a mix of cartoons that other people,
>    perhaps like you, seemed to enjoy. These cartoons actually got
>    some hits, or I actually got some e-mail about them, or both.
>      * Here's the one about Barney.
>      * Here's the one about beavers.
>      * Here's the one about gerbils.
>      * Here's the one about tribbles.
>      * Here's the one about wasabi.
>      * Here's the one about vasectomies.
>      * Here's the one about Clusenix.
>      * Here's the one about Usenet.
>      * Here's the one about Don Knuth.
>      * Here's the one about The Incredible Hulk.
> 
>    Those cartoons all suck, but continue with your feeble efforts
>    to entertain. Show me some more.
> 
>    Now, then - those are not necessarily my favorites, either. So
>    I went through each year and picked out some that I thought
>    were either particularly funny, or particularly well-drawn. A
>    few I thought were both funny and well-drawn.
>      * Here's the one about the donuts.
>      * Here's the one about Godzilla.
>      * Here's the one about the chickens.
>      * Here's the one about the human cannonball.
>      * Here's the one about Mr. Spock.
>      * Here's the one about the sperm.
>      * Here's the one about the protozoa.
>      * Here's the one about the blow-up doll.
>      * Pick this one!
>      * Here's the one about the squirrel.
>      * Here's the one about the ice cream cones.
>      * Here's the one about the pinatas.
>      * Here's the one about the deathray.
>      * Here's the one about the elephants.
>      * Here's the one about tomatillos.
>      * Here's the one about watering the plants.
>      * Here's the one about the tapeworms.
>      * Here's the one about the Zamboni.
>      * Here's the one about the operating room.
>      * Here's the one about the goldfish.
>      * Here's another one about squirrels.
>      * Here's the one about Gumby.
>      * Here's the one about Santa.
>      * Here's another one about chickens.
>      * Here's the one about Mr. Potato Head.
>      * Here's the one about the weasels.
>      * Here's the one about the Titanic.
>      * Here's the one about the Muppets.
>      * Here's the one about the pickles.
>      * Here's the one about Vlad the Impaler.
>      * Here's the one about carrots.
>      * Here's the one about Rear Window.
>      * Here's the one about the fleas.
>      * Here's the one about the Enchanted Forest.
>      * Here's the one about Steely Dan.
>      * Here's the one about the Amish.
>      * Here's the one about noses.
>      * Here's the one about Mister Clean.
>      * Here's the one about Harry Potter.
>      * Here's the one about the chipmunk.
>      * Here's the one about the polar bear.
>      * Here's the one about Ultraman.
> 
>    Back to the top
> 
>    These are the cartoons with just the right balance of
>    30-something sophistication and juvenile humor that I've been
>    searching for! Thank you, Mr. Cartoon Drawing Man! Where can I
>    read more?
> 
>    Still not satisfied? Why not visit the Doctor Fun Archive,
>    where you can browse all the old cartoons? Or Doctor Fun's
>    Special Cartoons Unit, where you can browse stuff that's even
>    older than Doctor Fun?
> 
>    However shall I peruse only this week's Doctor Fun cartoons?
> 
>    You can also see all the cartoons to date for the latest week.
>    If you want to link to this page, it is always:
> 
>    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/this-week.html
> 
>    In a shameless attempt to increase traffic, I'm introducing a
>    new, and perhaps temporary, feature called "Some Old Week of
>    Doctor Fun Cartoons". It changes every day. Link to it at:
> 
>    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/old-week.html
> 
>    What's the deal with the logo? I don't understand the
>    relationship between the unchanging dog-like character in the
>    Doctor Fun logo, and the actual cartoon, and stuff I don't
>    understand makes me mad.
> 
>    There is also a Doctor Fun logo, which should be at the top of
>    this page unless I screwed the link up, in which case there is
>    an "error". The little guy in the logo is Doctor Fun, but he
>    doesn't actually appear in the cartoons. We won't ever be able
>    to sell any cute little Doctor Fun beanie dolls or big ugly
>    Doctor Fun blow-up dolls unless there's some kind of cute
>    little mascot, and that's the best I could come up with. (To
>    date there haven't actually been any Doctor Fun dolls of any
>    size at all.) There is a larger version of the logo available,
>    than the one that appears on this page. Nobody ever clicks on
>    it, but here it is anyway.
> 
>    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/logo.jpg
> 
>    You can get the smaller version, too.
> 
>    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/logo-small.jpg
> 
>    And a thumbnail.
> 
>    http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/thumbl.jpg
> 
>    It would be nice if I could search the Doctor Fun captions.
>    Tell me I can search the Doctor Fun captions.
> 
>    Oh, yes, you can search the Doctor Fun captions two different
>    ways:
> 
>    Jack Leblond at Net Smart Incorporated, and Support Your
>    Troops has kindly provided a mirror for Doctor Fun in the form
>    of a search engine. You can also get a random Doctor Fun
>    cartoon at Jack's page. Have fun.
> 
>    Mark Plaga has created another Doctor Fun search page. Mark's
>    page will display a slide show of cartoons after you make your
>    search. Have more fun.
> 
>    It would be great if I could search more than the captions.
> 
>    Yes, it would be great, but none of that is available and it's
>    entirely my fault.
> 
>    Electronic postcards are so popular with the young people
>    these days. Can I send a Doctor Fun electronic postcard to
>    some teenage girls I met on IRC?
> 
>    You can send a smaller version of a selected number of Doctor
>    Fun cartoons as an electronic postcard at Toonogram, sponsored
>    by Cyber Loft.
> 
>    Toonogram was provided courtesy of Mostafa Eldefrawy, who did
>    all of the work. Mostafa was also kind enough to give me the
>    code to turn any Doctor Fun into a Toonogram, which I will do
>    someday.
> 
>    I should wish to receive Doctor Fun cartoons as missives in my
>    "electronic mail". Is there perchance a Doctor Fun mailing
>    list?
> 
>    You can receive the latest Doctor Fun cartoon in your e-mail
>    by joining Nicholas Barnard's Doctor Fun Mailing List.
> 
>    I'm far away. Not close up. Is there a Doctor Fun site closer
>    to me?
> 
>    These Doctor Fun mirrors might be closer to you than ibiblio.
>    This list is new and improved because the cartoons on these
>    sites actually update. There used to be more mirrors. If you
>    know of a mirror that isn't on this list, or want to be a
>    mirror, drop me a line.
>      * Australia - Today's Doctor Fun and The Doctor Fun Page
>        from Australian Cybermalls. (Their page only updates the
>        latest cartoons, and looks different than this page.)
>      * Austria - Today's Doctor Fun and browse the Doctor Fun
>        files from the Vienna University of Technology, Vienna,
>        Austria.
>      * Germany - Today's Doctor Fun and The Doctor Fun Page from
>        Dr. Bernhard L. Winkler's WWW-Mirror at the University of
>        Bayreuth, Germany.
>      * Great Britain - Today's Doctor Fun and The Doctor Fun Page
>        from Manchester.
>      * New Zealand - Today's Doctor Fun and The Doctor Fun Page
>        from Nick Kean in New Zealand.
>      * Sweden - Today's Doctor Fun and The Doctor Fun Page from
>        SUNET.
>      * United States - Today's Doctor Fun and The Doctor Fun Page
>        from the ibiblio mirror at Yale Medical School.
> 
>    Back to the top
> 
>    We're a group of former Enron billionaires trying to spend our
>    now-worthless stock options on foolish purchases. Where can we
>    buy Doctor Fun stuff?
> 
>    Nowhere that that I know of, but if you keep asking for stuff,
>    sometimes stuff appears.
> 
>    Are you soliciting ideas for Doctor Fun?
> 
>    No, I am not soliciting ideas for Doctor Fun.
> 
>    But, I've got an idea..
> 
>    No.
> 
>    Is Doctor Fun Copyright (c) 2003 David Farley?
> 
>    Yes. Feel free to link to Doctor Fun, send it to your friends,
>    send it to your enemies, print it out and use it for toilet
>    paper (use the glossy photo paper so you clog the toilet real
>    good) or tape it to your door. But anything beyond personal
>    use I'd appreciate it if you'd contact me. You can use all
>    those file names that never change to always link to the
>    latest cartoon, the latest logo, the latest thumbnails, the
>    latest week, and that. Thanks.
> 
>    Some of those e-mail addresses on the old cartoons don't work.
>    That's a puzzler.
> 
>    Yes. tezcat.com, for instance, is out of business. This is the
>    correct address:
> 
>    [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> 
>    More! More! I want to know more!
> 
>    Quick - before you wet your pants, read the tedious and
>    exhaustive Doctor Fun FAQ.
> 
>    Thanks for reading Doctor Fun! David
> 
>    Back to the top
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>     These pages maintained, and contents copyrighted, by David
>     Farley, [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
> 
>    Back to the top

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