List shalom,
Let's perfect the joke:
The Tel Aviv municipality was looking for an accountant. Three candidates
were interviewed and where asked the same question: "how much is 2 + 2 ?" .
The first accountant said it was three, the second said it was four and the
third said it was five.
You ask yourself who got the job ?! the answer is very simple: the one that
was the mayor friend !!
Happy holidays,
Arik Schenkler - CEO
Internet Dollar is the money of the Internet - http://internetdollar.com
----- Original Message -----
From: "George Matyjewicz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "e-gold Discussion" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, December 21, 2000 2:25 AM
Subject: [e-gold-list] Accounting (was Re: E-gold scam survey
> At 08:31 AM 12/20/2000 -0800, Jeff Fitzmyers wrote:
> > > It is just too much accounting work to tolerate.
> >
> >I say the accounting is already too screwed up to tolerate. It is flat
> >out a 'job security' and 'keep the sheeple too busy to think' joke.
> >Supposedly if you give your papers to 10 accountants and you will get
> >back about 10 different (widely) varying amounts you 'have' to pay.
>
> As an ex-partner at one of the top 20 CPA firms in the US, I
> can tell you how a lot of people think when hiring a good
> accountant. Interview a couple of firms and ask them all the
> same question, i.e., "How much is one and one?" Most will answer
> two. The one who gets up, lowers the shades, closes the door and
> asks "How much do you want it to be?" that's the one most want to hire.
<g>
>
> Only kidding folks. Don't try this in your business.
>
> George
>
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