> With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole > line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of > men in today's society. > > DIRECTRA - A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips > caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask for directions when they got > lost, compared to a control group where only 0.2 percent asked for > directions. > > PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to > actually finish a household repair project before > starting a new one. > > CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden,overwhelming urge to > perform more child-care tasks -- especially cleaning up spills and little > accidents. > > COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men > administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new > hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to > noticing new clothing. > > BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to > buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for > only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a > period longer than your favorites store's return limit. > > > NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. > Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents. > > NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to > turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members. > > > CAPAGRA - Caused test subjects to become uncharacteristically fastidious > about lowering toilet seats and replacing toothpaste caps. Subjects on > higher doses were seen dusting furniture. > > > PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in > the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs > of other people. Note: Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into > special prosecutors. > > > LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when they are > asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand > Jury and Presidential Strength versions. >
